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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:10 PM 
10 Years? God im old!
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I was doing an office Christmas Party a couple weeks ago, and had an inspiration while doing my one of my routines.

I keep several Dolls with me when doing my show. Usually I give them to the subjects and make them think they are babies and let them take care of them. Hold them, rock them, sing them to sleep, etc.

Then… I had an idea.

First, I stuck them to their chair. That was for my protection.

There were 2 people hypnotized, a man and a woman. In a gentle voice, I asked them if I could see the babies for a moment, they said OK, and handed me one in each hand.

I stepped back a few feet, looked at them, and asked, “Do you know what I love about babies when they are this size?”

They said no.

I said: “They are just the right size… (Dramatic Pause) TO JUGGLE!” and then I proceeded to start to Juggle the 2 Dolls.

The Woman Screamed at me “WHAT THE F*%& ARE YOU DOING!”

The Man Yelled at me “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

The crowd went nuts.

Baby Juggling is now one of my regular routines.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:21 PM 
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As many as 25% of new mothers suffer from Postpartum Depression.

So I'm guessing it will take a month or two before someone goes postal after participating in this, heh.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:05 PM 
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Dude ...that's fucked up.


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