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WorthyIam

Post subject: Favorite One(or 2..) Liners.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:32 PM

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Got any real bad jokes you like to share when the time is right.. or not right?

The worse they are, the better.

Here is a few of mine.

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I used to have the body of a 20 year old.... but... she untied herself and got out of my basement.

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A lot of time when I have sex, the women just lay there. I do not blame myself though, I blame the Chloroform.

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Q: What does a man who can make a woman cumm 10 times in a row eat for breakfast?

A: Well, this morning I had Poached Eggs, Some bacon, toast.....

Share your groaners!

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Garborg

Post subject: Re: Favorite One(or 2..) Liners.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:19 PM

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Q: what did the man say when his house fell on him?

A: Get off me homes.

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gwiber

Post subject: Re: Favorite One(or 2..) Liners.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:01 PM

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What'st he difference between a faggot and a refrigerator?

The Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

One of my favorites. My sister came home years ago from her first year in college and declared herself a Lesbian. A bunch of her friends came by one day, and one of them said something about being gay. My sister, dead serious, leans over to me and says "That girl has had more cocks in her than a Tyson chicken truck."

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Neesha the Necro

Post subject: Re: Favorite One(or 2..) Liners.

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:15 AM

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"meat"

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gwiber

Post subject: Re: Favorite One(or 2..) Liners.

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:04 PM

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Yeah yeah.

Nazi

*edits* Happy?

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krby71

Post subject: Re: Favorite One(or 2..) Liners.

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:17 AM

Trolling like there is no tomorrow!

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My favorite quick joke (and you have to say it fast):

Q: What do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac and a leprechaun?

A: A lucky little fucker about three foot tall.

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WorthyIam

Post subject: Re: Favorite One(or 2..) Liners.

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:36 AM

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This one is for Kids.
Not a Joke, but a Tongue Twister.

BLACK BUG BLOOD.

Try to say it 5 times fast.

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Sarissa

Post subject: Re: Favorite One(or 2..) Liners.

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:44 PM

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Hey, wanna make $14 the hard way?

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