One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a<
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On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.<
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I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.<
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On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies still lying naked on the lawn.<
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This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. <
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"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"<
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"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale!" <i></i>