So this guy is walking home one day after work, and a bum comes up to him and ask's "Hey guy, ill give you the best blowjob you have EVER had for $50!". Immeditaly the guy is
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So as the guy is walking away, the bum catchs back up and say's "No, i dont mean from me. I have this hamster here, and it has no teeth. All you do is pop is on the end of your dick and let it do its thing." <
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Now the guy starts thinking, Well, i never get sex at home, and no one will ever know, so he tells the bum yes. He gives the bum $50 and gets a blowjob from the hamster.<
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The guy is amazed. It was the most mindblowing thing he ever had done to him, so he tells the bum "Hey, ill buy that hamster from you for $500!" The bum quickly thinks it over and sells the man the hamster. The man puts it in his pocket and walks home.<
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When he gets home, he goes to the kitchen and sets the hamster on the counter next to his wife. His wife turns to him and screams "What the hell is that thing?" <
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The man turns to his wife and says "Shut up bitch, now teach it to cook and get the fuck out!"
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