After the southern tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail <
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lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all <
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sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece <
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"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the <
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girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why <
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not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so <
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why don't we just slip away up to my room?" <
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When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the <
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"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure'preciate what <
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y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but <
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where ah come from in Georgia,* we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah <
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still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink." <
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Aladinsane<
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You need to go back to talking about getting drunk off shitty beer and throwing up in your wife's shoes. I used the white house bathroom yesterday. Its suprisingly not that fancy. Marble tile floor and counters, but the walls just have plain old home depot cheap wood paneling.- Varan Lorax<i></i>

so says the oh so mighty intellectual - with an attitude like yours it is damned easy to understand why people are pro abortion - then twats like you would have been throttled at birth <i></i>

That joke was Worthy of being here in The Bored Room. <i></i>

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He's allergic I used the white house bathroom yesterday. Its suprisingly not that fancy. Marble tile floor and counters, but the walls just have plain old home depot cheap wood paneling.- Varan Lorax<i></i>

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Do you honestly subscribe to the theory that you can justifiably be an asshole based on not having been laid in a while? 'Cause damn, I've been way too nice for no reason up in here... Tranthas Stormwalker<
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