After the southern tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail < > lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all < > sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece < > of ass?" < > "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the < > girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why < > not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so < > why don't we just slip away up to my room?" < > When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the < > same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"* < > < > "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure'preciate what < > y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but < > where ah come from in Georgia,* we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah < > still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
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