Two hillbillies were out fishing one afternoon.<
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The first said to the second, " Supposin' I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin' , and she got pregnant and had a baby. Would that make us kin?"<
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The second replied, " I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even." <i></i>