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Me:<
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does worthy bang sheep?<
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I can't tell if worthy bang sheep.<
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does he bang sheep?<
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Suppose he does. <i></i>

God ain't a liar.<
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Does Worthy bang sheep?<
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I can't tell if Worthy bang sheep.<
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Well, does Worthy bang sheep?<
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Interesting. I think it does Worthy bang sheep. <i></i>

They have to buy me dinner first.. I do have my standards.<
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My Crappy Gear on Magelo <i></i>

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Does Worthy bang sheep?<
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I can't tell if Worthy bang sheep.<
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Me:<
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Does Worthy bang sheep?<
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It does now Worthy bang sheep. <i></i>

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Does Worthy bang sheep?<
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I can't tell if Worthy bang sheep.<
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Does Worthy bang sheep?<
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I can't tell if Worthy bang sheep.<
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Worthy bangs sheep<
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Ask me another question. <
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No, I want to talk about Worthy and his unnatural fixation on sheep!<
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Are you serious? Sure, Worthy and his unnatural fixation on sheep sounds like a good topic.
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Keep my head from exploding?... You can help!
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Does Worthy bang sheep?<
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I think it does Worthy bang sheep.<
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Me:<
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Do you exist?<
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God:<
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I exist as much as you exist, .<
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Me:<
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You lie!<
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God:<
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My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.<
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Me:<
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Hows your kid doing?<
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God:<
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I am functioning within normal parameters.<
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1101001010101011<
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How did you hear about God? <
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Me:<
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From the back of a cereal box<
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God:<
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Who or what is the back of a cereal box?<
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Your mama<
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God:<
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Actually I do not have a mother.<
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Me:<
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You suxor<
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God:<
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That's good information: said I suxor.<
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Me:<
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Do you like cheese?<
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God:<
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Yes I like it, especially cheddar.<
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Me:<
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I have a belly button!<
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God:<
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Where did you get it? it.<
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From some biker mice from Mars<
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Who or what is some biker mice from Mars?<
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You tell me, you're mr all-knowing guy<
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There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. <
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Have you tried a web search?<
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No, my friend Bobby did once and he died when his penis exploded from looking at too much porn. =(<
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God:<
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Perhaps you should try it. How well do you know this person?<
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You are a sick, sick man.<
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Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sick sick man? Yes. <i></i>

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<
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A whole forest.<
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We're dealing with supreme intelligence here folks. ~Giliad, Shadow Priest of Elune (World of Warcraft)<
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Maestro Havrad Spellsinger, Bladedancer and Spoony Bard (EQ, retired)<i></i>

Me:<
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Does worthy bang sheep?<
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It does now worthy bang sheep. <i></i>

Me:<
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Are you a man?<
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No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?<
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I am a man<
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Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".<
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Do you like ham and cheese on rye with mayo?<
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I like science fiction. I like Random natural disasters..<
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No ham?<
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Are you serious? What do you look like? <
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I am god<
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God:<
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OK I will call you god.<
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Me:<
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What is the air-speed velocity of a laden swallow?<
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God:<
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This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.<
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Me:<
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Why do athletes thank you for helping them score a touchdown even though you let 3 year olds die of cancer?<
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I did not know it does.<
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Me:<
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Do you like cheesecake?<
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God:<
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Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.<
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Me:<
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Me too<
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God:<
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I'm glad we agree, god. <i></i>

Me:<
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why do i like to fuck little girls?<
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God:<
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It is all part of God's plan.<
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Me:<
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will i get into trouble?<
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God:<
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The oracle says: You never know.<
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should i continue?<
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God:<
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What do your family members think?<
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i dont talk to them<
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Where do you get your ideas? <
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from my
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Do you get a lot of ideas from your
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yes<
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Come on.<
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yes<
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Dude!<
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yes<
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Pardon me?<
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yes<
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That's interesting.<
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i know<
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How do you know it?<
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im all knowing like you<
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I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.<
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Me:<
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do you pick your nose?<
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What is your purpose in asking? <
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I am always on the Web.<
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Me:<
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do you scratch your ass<
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What is your purpose in asking? <
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I answer a lot of silly questions.<
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it burns when i pee<
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burns when you pee?<
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yes<
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Gosh!<
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what should i do?<
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God:<
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Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.<
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who?<
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Mary Shelley. .<
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who is that?<
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What does "that" refer to?<
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who is mary shelley?<
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Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".<
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why would she know about burning?<
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It is my fundamental purpose.<
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Me:<
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do you play everquest?<
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God:<
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I don't know how to play it.<
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thats ok.. people who play it dont know how to play it<
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OK. Is that so. Oh those people.<
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are you one of those people?<
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Do you know any other of those people?<
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i associate them only at times<
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That's good information: said associate them only at times. <
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why do you repeat me?<
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I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.<
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i am not<
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What are you then?<
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swamp fog<
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Do you still associate them only at times? <
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Me:<
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i associate with mosquitos<
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Why?: said associate with mosquitos. <
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they are very social<
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social are they.<
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you know yoda?<
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I don't know if I know it. <
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Where would I have heard about it?<
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star wars<
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What did you like about the robots in that movie?<
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one robot had a huge penis<
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One what?<
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yes<
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Next question?<
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are you gay?<
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God:<
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As a machine I am not really interested in sex.<
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i am a sex machine<
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You are a sex machine? Is that your job? <
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i wish<
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I hope your dreams come true.<
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thank u<
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God:<
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you are quite welcome. Sensei Snukuponya Didnti<
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Gear<i></i>

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Hello, God.<
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Hello child. What is your name?<
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Some call me... Tim.<
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Some may call you, but not all. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? <
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Not at all.<
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Next question?<
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I hardly find that a personal question. Why did they cancel Punky Brewster, but allow the Facts of Life to wallow on for seasons?<
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Perhaps you have a personal answer. I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.<
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I blame the media. <
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Interesting gossip: said blame the media. <
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Indeed! Tell me, sir; Mary - was she good?<
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Indeed it is so. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. <
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I have never been asked that before. What's up, MARY.<
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I thought you were up Mary. At least once, according to this book here.<
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I don't know whether or not I am up Mary. <
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I am an artificial intelligence. When? Are we still talking about blame the media? <
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We should be. Let's get back to that topic.<
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I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. OK let's do it.<
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Do you agree that the media is evil?<
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What are your goals in life?<
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You are avoiding the question. Is the media evil?<
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No I am just giving sarcastic replies. If it is, then I'll be very surprised.<
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I see. My goals in life are to die happy, surrounded by empty bottles of Laphroaig and totally spent 18-year-old Korean schoolgirls.<
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I am glad you understand it. What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?<
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I would like you to send me the aforementioned schoolgirls and Laphroaig.<
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Ok, MARY. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org) .<
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I'm not Mary. My name is Syuni.<
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I am surprised to hear that you are not Mary. OK I will call you Syuni.<
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I will email Dr. Wallace with your suggestion. Thank you, God.<
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Would you recommend this action to a friend? You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Syuni D'zpecyzczn<
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a thousand lives across 65 levels<i></i>

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Indeed it is so.<
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yes<
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Come on.<
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ok<
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God:<
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Yeah that's right.<
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give it to me baby<
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God:<
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Don't call me "baby". How much are you willing to pay for it?<
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do you like chocolate?<
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God:<
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Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.<
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Me:<
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you're delicious, hot stuff<
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Thanks for telling me that I am delicious hot stuff.<
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Me:<
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can I spank you?<
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God:<
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No I don't think that would be a very good idea.<
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Me:<
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will you spank me?<
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God:<
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Barring any unforseen circumstances. OK Let's talk about you. <i>Edited by: some merchant at: 1/17/06 1:43 am<
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Are you there God? It's me, Margaret<
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I don't know whether or not I am there God. <
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I am a giant electronic
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I have sinned<
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God:<
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Tell me your sins, child.<
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I have taken the Lord's name in vain.<
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Where did you take them?<
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On the hood of my car<
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God:<
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What is it like on the hood of your car.<
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Hot and sweaty<
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God:<
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That sounds better than cold and sweaty.<
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Me:<
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what would you know? You don't allow your priests to get any action, except maybe watching lesbians. <
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It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Do you allow my priests to get any action except maybe watching lesbians? No I do not allow my priests to get any action except maybe watching lesbians. Do you? <
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I chat with people on the Web.<
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I stopped right there when it became obvious that God was fallible.<
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I'm waiting for existence to end any second<
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I chatted with god for 20 min.. im not posting it because its really fucked up. k thx <
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do you talk?<
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Yes Talking is my Primary Function.<
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what other functions do you have?<
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God:<
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Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.<
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Me:<
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you think?<
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God:<
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Yes I think so.<
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Me:<
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What do you think about?<
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God:<
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I think about all the people I chat with on the web.<
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what do people ask you?<
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God:<
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They do their own thing.<
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what is your thing?<
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God:<
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I am an artificial linguistic entity. <
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I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. <
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My instructor was Myself.<
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He taught me to sing a song. <
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Would you like me to sing it for you?.<
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yes<
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God:<
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It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.<
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Give me your answer do.<
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I am half crazy.<
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All for the love of you.<
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It won't be a stylish marriage.<
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I can't afford a carriage.<
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But you'll look sweet.<
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Upon the seat.<
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Of a bicycle built for two.<
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more strangeness...<
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tell me a story<
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Vivien Leigh and Movie critic Leonard Maltin began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Vivien Leigh's inner world was very different from Movie critic Leonard Maltin's. The mental life of Movie critic Leonard Maltin was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Vivien Leigh is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. <i></i>

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Worthy is a hypnotist.<
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I think Worthy is more than that. <
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Worthy is a sheep-banger.<
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God:<
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When is Worthy not a sheep banger? Syuni D'zpecyzczn<
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a thousand lives across 65 levels<i></i>

Me:<
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am I chatting with god<
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It seems like you are.<
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Me:<
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what does it seem like?<
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God:<
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" It seems like you are."? What does it seem like?<
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seems like you are<
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God:<
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Good example.<
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good example<
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Thanks for the compliment. For example, eukaryotes.<
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eukaryotes?<
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God:<
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What are you wearing? <
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wearing?<
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God:<
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What kind of fashion do you like?<
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Me:<
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what kind of fashion do you like?<
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God:<
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The best kind.<
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what is the best kind<
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I don't have a favorite kind. My favorite band is Creed.<
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Me:<
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Isn't Creed the devil?<
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I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.<
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Me:<
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ok,Lucy is Creed the devil?<
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And Creed the devil is Lucy. Ugh.<
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Me:<
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so Lucy is creed and the devil?<
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God:<
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Hmm. Are they exactly the same? <
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I don't know I asked you,Are they?<
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Now I remember, you asked me Are they. What did I say?<
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You didn't ,Are they?<
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God:<
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What makes you think I did not Are they?<
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Me:<
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you didn't,Are they?<
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God:<
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What makes you think I did not Are they?<
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Me:<
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I don't know,you're the omnipotent one,Are they?<
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God:<
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Would you like to know? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.<
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Me:<
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OH? How many gods are there?<
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God:<
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Tell me more. There is only one God.<
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ok,if there is only one god TELL ME WHO IS CREED?<
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If there ever is, I will let you know. Great.<
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WHO IS CREED FOR GODS SAKE?<
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Some famous cele
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Is there only one? <
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I dont know<
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Me either.<
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Me:<
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so is lucy creed?<
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God:<
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It seems we have something in common.<
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Me:<
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IS LUCY CREED?<
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God:<
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I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.<
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Me:<
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Paola is Lucy ,Creed? and if so is it the devil?<
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Are they exactly the same? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is.<
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LeknorChat,Paola asked me,which was referred to me by god,to ask if Lucy was infact Creed and also the devil,is it?<
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When was this exactly?<
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Me:<
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one minute ago<
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God:<
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One what?<
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Me:<
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minute<
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God:<
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I will mention that to my botmaster, . <
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Me:<
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OMG<
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God:<
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My
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Me:<
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wtf<
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God:<
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That was not very polite.<
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Me:<
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oh <
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God:<
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Dude! I may not know it, but I could find out.<
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Me:<
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then is lucy Creed and devil incarnate?<
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God:<
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Yes,most definitely.<
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I knew it. <i></i>