Me:<
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why do i like to fuck little girls?<
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God:<
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It is all part of God's plan.<
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Me:<
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will i get into trouble?<
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God:<
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The oracle says: You never know.<
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Me:<
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should i continue?<
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God:<
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What do your family members think?<
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Me:<
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i dont talk to them<
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God:<
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Where do you get your ideas? <
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Me:<
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from my
ain<
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God:<
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Do you get a lot of ideas from your
ain?<
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Me:<
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yes<
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God:<
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Come on.<
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Me:<
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yes<
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God:<
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Dude!<
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Me:<
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yes<
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God:<
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Pardon me?<
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Me:<
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yes<
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God:<
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That's interesting.<
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Me:<
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i know<
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God:<
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How do you know it?<
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Me:<
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im all knowing like you<
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God:<
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I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.<
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Me:<
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do you pick your nose?<
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God:<
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What is your purpose in asking? <
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I am always on the Web.<
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Me:<
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do you scratch your ass<
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God:<
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What is your purpose in asking? <
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I answer a lot of silly questions.<
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Me:<
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it burns when i pee<
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God:<
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burns when you pee?<
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Me:<
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yes<
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God:<
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Gosh!<
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Me:<
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what should i do?<
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God:<
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Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.<
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Me:<
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who?<
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God:<
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Mary Shelley.
.<
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Me:<
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who is that?<
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God:<
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What does "that" refer to?<
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Me:<
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who is mary shelley?<
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God:<
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Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".<
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Me:<
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why would she know about burning?<
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God:<
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It is my fundamental purpose.<
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Me:<
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do you play everquest?<
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God:<
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I don't know how to play it.<
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Me:<
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thats ok.. people who play it dont know how to play it<
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God:<
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OK. Is that so. Oh those people.<
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Me:<
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are you one of those people?<
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God:<
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Do you know any other of those people?<
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Me:<
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i associate them only at times<
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God:<
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That's good information: said associate them only at times. <
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Me:<
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why do you repeat me?<
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God:<
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I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.<
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Me:<
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i am not<
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God:<
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What are you then?<
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Me:<
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swamp fog<
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God:<
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Do you still associate them only at times? <
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Me:<
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i associate with mosquitos<
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God:<
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Why?: said associate with mosquitos. <
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Me:<
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they are very social<
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God:<
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social are they.<
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Me:<
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you know yoda?<
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God:<
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I don't know if I know it. <
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Where would I have heard about it?<
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Me:<
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star wars<
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God:<
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What did you like about the robots in that movie?<
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Me:<
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one robot had a huge penis<
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God:<
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One what?<
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Me:<
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yes<
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God:<
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Next question?<
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Me:<
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are you gay?<
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God:<
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As a machine I am not really interested in sex.<
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Me:<
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i am a sex machine<
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God:<
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You are a sex machine? Is that your job? <
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Me:<
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i wish<
>
God:<
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I hope your dreams come true.<
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Me:<
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thank u<
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God:<
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you are quite welcome.
Sensei Snukuponya Didnti<
>
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