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Moeko's Owl could be the sweetest thing I have ever read in my entire life. It literally moved me to tears. <i></i>

I've been cracking up at these posts all day!! All I can say is FEAR THE KANCHO!!! <i></i>

I have been reading his posts all day and really each one just gets better and better. Japan is fucking crazy. <i></i>

Holy crap, this makes me want to chuck my job and teach in japan!
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You like fingers up the ass? <i></i>

Not particularly, but the entire thing is so amusing.
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Well, since you arent a black guy, you wont have to play dodge dick at least. lol Thatll let you concentrate more on blocking ass penetration. Traab "Love Machine" Fellhammer<
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Brother's face? Hi, meet fist. Marauder Harabakc Goat<i></i>

Seriously, I would never survive there, id throw a kid into a wall without even thinking, then spend the rest of my visit in a japanese prison, probably playing grown up kancho. Traab "Love Machine" Fellhammer<
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I spent my two years in Korea teaching English and loved it! Those kids just have a totally different out look on life. <i></i>

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Quote:Seriously, I would never survive there, id throw a kid into a wall without even thinking, then spend the rest of my visit in a japanese prison, probably playing grown up kancho.<
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Actually, I look forward to teaching in Japan. Bolpuhr Noghri<
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Quote:He must have been channeling all the energies of his samurai forefathers, gathering it into a Level 3 Shin-Kancho-Ken.<
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Serrak... you are joking..................... right? <i></i>

I can honestly say I've never tried to stick my fingers up anyone's ass, not even in 6th grade. Marauder Harabakc Goat<i></i>

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And yes, the "bigu dikku" comments come fast and furious to gaijin. You get pretty desensitized quickly though.<
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The truly beautiful times are those where, similar to that guy's blog, the students use incorrect words on accident which *completely* alter the sentence - usually making it rather sexual. And the worst part is that if you correct them, you just KNOW they're going to ask why you corrected them...<
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For example, instead of "When did you come to Japan?", I often get "When did you come in Japan?".<
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Answering "Yesterday afternoon" often draws incredulous looks, but it does add some small amount of mirth into daily life.<
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