Having a bad day?< > < > Well Then, Consider These...< > < > ...............................< > < > < > In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died< > in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,< > regardless of their medical condition.< > < > This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had< > something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve< > the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.< > Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to< > investigate the cause of the incidents.< > < > < > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,< > all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside< > the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon< > was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer< > books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.< > < > Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-< > time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life< > support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.< > < > < > < > Still Having a Bad Day????< > < > < > < > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the< > Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.< > < > < > < > At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively< > saved animals were being released back into the wild< > amid cheers and applause from onlookers.< > < > A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.< > < > < > < > Still think you are having a Bad Day????< > < > < > < > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen< > shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,< > with some kind of wire running from his waist towards< > the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from< > the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy< > plank of wood, eaking his arm in two places.< > < > Up to that moment, he had been happily listening< > to his Walkman.< > < > < > < > Are Ya O.K. Now? - No?< > < > < > < > Two animal rights defenders were protesting< > the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse< > in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs< >
oke loose and escaped through a oken fence,< > stampeding madly.< > < > The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.< > < > < > < > What?? STILL having a Bad Day????< > < > < > < > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage< > on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"< > stamped on it.< > < > Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was< > blown to bits.< > < > < > There now, Feeling Better????
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