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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died<
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in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,<
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regardless of their medical condition.<
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This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had<
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something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve<
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the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.<
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Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to<
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investigate the cause of the incidents.<
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The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,<
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all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside<
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the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon<
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was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer<
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books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.<
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Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-<
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time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life<
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support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.<
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Still Having a Bad Day????<
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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the<
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Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.<
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At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively<
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saved animals were being released back into the wild<
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amid cheers and applause from onlookers.<
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A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.<
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Still think you are having a Bad Day????<
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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen<
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shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,<
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with some kind of wire running from his waist towards<
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the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from<
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the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy<
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plank of wood,
eaking his arm in two places.<
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Up to that moment, he had been happily listening<
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to his Walkman.<
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Are Ya O.K. Now? - No?<
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Two animal rights defenders were protesting<
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the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse<
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in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs<
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oke loose and escaped through a
oken fence,<
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stampeding madly.<
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The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.<
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What?? STILL having a Bad Day????<
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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage<
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on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"<
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stamped on it.<
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Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was<
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blown to bits.<
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There now, Feeling Better????
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