An American is having eakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, ead, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. < > < > Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole ead??" < > < > American (in a bad mood): "Of course." < > < > Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. < > < > The American listens in silence. < > < > The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the ead??" < > < > American: "Of Course." < > < > Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). < > < > "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for eakfast, then we p ut all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states." < > < > After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?" < > < > Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. < > < > American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" < > < > Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." < > < > American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France." < >
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