What movies have you seen that have made you laugh so hard that any or all of the following happened to you:
- made tears come to your eyes
- made it so hard to get air in your lungs you made noises you never thought humanly possible
- You peed a little
- You peed a lot and didn't care who knew
- You wished you hadn't done abs the day before
- You missed some of the movie because you couldn't hear it over your own laughter
- Made you laugh at your friend and do one of the above because they were doing one of the above?

There are some funny movies out there, but not all of them are of that quality. Some are clever. Some mildly humourous but the ones that make you lose control of your body or wondering if you will pass out are the best.
Usually this type of reaction only happens on the first time you watch it. But none the less, which movies do it for you?

I can only think of 4:
Good Morning, Viet Nam- "We go around and we ask people if they are the enemy and if they say 'yes' we shoot them"

Liar Liar- Fletcher pulls over. A POLICE OFFICER strolls up.
POLICE OFFICER: Do you know why I stopped you?
FLETCHER: Depends on how long you were
following me.
POLICE OFFICER: Why don't we take it from the top.
FLETCHER (in agony): Here goes -- I didn't fasten my seatbelt, I didn't glance in my rearview mirror, I didn't signal when I pulled away from the curb, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit :a Chevy Camaro, I almost hit a geezer, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signalling, and I changed lanes in the intersection-without signalling while running a red light and speeding. A long moment.
POLICE OFFICER: May I see your driver's license?
FLETCHER No.
POLICE OFFICER And why is that?
FLETCHER: It's in my other pants.
POLICE OFFICER: I see. And where are your other pants?
FLETCHER: Hanging from my boss's credenza.
POLICE OFFICER: Do you expect me to believe that?
FLETCHER: No.
POLICE OFFICER: Do you think I'm an idiot?
FLETCHER: Yes -- but that's beside the point! My license actually is in my other pants, and they actually were hanging from a credenzaJ I wouldn't lie to
you! I mean, I would if I could, but I can't!
POLICE OFFICER: I see. So you ..have no reason to try and hide your license
from me?
FLETCHER:I didn't say that. I have other reasons. Seventeen
reasons, to be precise. (begrudgingly,off the officer's look)
Unpaid parking tickets. (beseechingly)
Be gentle.

Euro Trip: I am not too sure which moments were the funniest but most of them are.

Grandma's Boy: Again, the whole movie is Hilarious.

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For some reason I don't laugh a lot at movies, but I do have one exception, and it's a little pathetic. I remember the first time I saw Home Alone with my family, years and years ago, and all of us just laughing and laughing until we were crying.

The most recent one I can think of is Borat.

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Clerks 2, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

Friday
Grandma's Boy for me too. Nick Swardson is fucking hilarious.

A whole lot of movies come to mind that are funny, but not funny enough to meet the criteria. I'm sure more will come to me.

My roommate during my freshmen year of college was kind of a serious and somewhat religious guy. But when a bunch of us went to see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, he just about had a heart attack from laughing so hard. And that just made the movie all the more funny for the rest of us.

Some of the funniest parts were George Carlin's "Unwritten rules of the road", and the appearance of Mark Hamill as Cockknocker.

Boondock Saints. Particularly the accidental discharge scene in the apartment.

Pixar has been raising the bar on this. Their "Presto" short at the beginning of Wall-E was an utter trip, and the whole theater was roaring when I saw it, myself included.

the thing that comes to mind for me is the love scene in Team America: World Police

All of my favorite movies are all totally low-brow. I judge this as a movie I can watch over and over, potentially even back to back, and still laugh.

40 Year Old Virgin
Knocked Up
Austin Powers
Supertroopers

Hell, when I do home improvement work for hours at a time, I usually put one of those in the laptop and just listen to it while I work.

forgetting sarah marshall is a ball of hilarious, but there have been some real bad movies mentioned itt

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Mila Kunis looked fucking incredible in that movie.

And to answer: Top of my head, I'd say Dumb and Dumber & Talladega Nights

Dumb and Dumber is the funniest movie ever.

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Semi-Pro. That shit had me and my buddies rolling.

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"Ferris Bueller's Day Off" - the scene in which Rooney and his sister are both in the house thinking that they are about to catch Ferris. They both jump into the doorway,
camera at Rooney: Ha!
Camera at sister: Ha!
Camera at Rooney: Aaaagh!
Camera at sister: scream!
Camera at Rooney: scream!
then the sister kicks him in the face a couple times then in the jewels and runs upstairs screaming. Scene takes ~60 seconds but the first time I saw it I was on the floor screaming with great pain in my sides

Wedding crashers - the hunting scene
Step brothers - Will Ferrell wipes his balls on the drum set, i was almost dying laughing
Superbad - whole movie is awesome
Little miss sunshine - the ending where olive does her dance shes been working on, I couldnt breathe I was laughing so hard.

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Put me down for Wedding Crashers too. Great movie.

Little Miss Sunshine grows on me every time I watch it. It was on cable last night but it's not the same without the old man dropping F bombs.

Talladega Nights surprised me with the funny. I was expecting nothing going in, maybe a lot of NASCAR humor that I wouldn't get. But it was hilarious. "I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey". Also the PSA bits during the closing credits are comedy gold.

big lebowski

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the second half of Blues Brothers is Comedy Gold

The Big Lebowski, absolutely without a doubt belongs in this thread, much, much sooner than it arrived.

Reminds me I need to buy that movie, asap, been too long.

Yeah, it really ties the room together.

Anchorman.

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Pineapple Express - James Franco steal the show in that movie. I was in tears at the car chase part.

So I realized I left off what is probably my favorite comedy of all time - Coming to America.

Lots of really great ones listed above, but I have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Groundhog day
Grandmas boy
Superbad

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Clerks 2 >*

are you sure that alligator isn't facing the wrong way?

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Napoleon Dynamite
Zoolander
Old School
Twintown

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I still get big laughs out of Swingers. Great movie!

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Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
Most of the Python movies (all of them have their moments though)

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Gotta go with Friday. Chris Tucker at his best.

My girlfriend hasn't seen Friday and has the audacity to think she's cool because she can say that.

Not sure this is gonna work out...

Bruce Almighty- The scene with the Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey had me in tears.

Friday- You got knocked the F out! Yeah, great freaking movie.

Blazing Saddles - Too many scenes to mention.

Spaceballs!

A lot of the ones above I liked a lot, and some not so much. The ones that stood out for me were the American Pie movies. Get a few buddies over that haven't seen it, some beer and you will LOL. For some reason Zoolander just makes me chuckle through the whole movie every time I see it. My wife thinks I am nuts when I watch it. Same with Talladega Nights.

The unintentionally funniest movie I ever saw was The Howling. Watched it with my brother when I was 16 or so, he must have been 20. We were in tears laughing through the whole thing. I was actually surprised we didn't get kicked out.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - too damn funny

Weird Science was one where I genuinely laughed out loud at the theatre.

"He don't even have his license, Lisa!"

Weird Science was the first movie I watched when Netflix and Xbox Live combined for the VOD service. Still love that movie.

I never got the appeal of Zoolander. But I never enjoyed Ben Stiller really. He was always that person who got confused with Seinfield who both got confused with funny.

Agreed! The only Stiller movie I've ever really enjoyed was Mystery Men, and even then he played the same character he's played in most of his other movies: the unintimidating angry guy.

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Anchorman, the Baxter of the Coronado Bridge scene made me laugh so hard I cried.

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"