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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:52 AM 
Oh yeah? How 'bout I kick your ass?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:22 AM 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:24 AM 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:31 AM 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:20 AM 
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Honestly, I've seen more good-looking women with ugly or average looking guys than I've seen good-looking men with ugly or average looking women.<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:48 AM 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:53 AM 
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Considering my last boyfriend was a guy that was a full time student with a part time job making less than $150/week...I will disagree with you, Neesha. <i></i>

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:57 AM 
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I make more than that from monthly scholarship bursaries from the government. How did you survive? ---------<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:06 AM 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:08 AM 
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That was directed at Austy, not Dolamite.... <i></i>

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:13 AM 
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It wasn't me surving on that, Dola...it was him. He had a handful of scholarships + GI bill that paid for rent and tuition. <
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:19 AM 
Uh, I mean EZboard Sux!
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after you get to know and love someone do you even remember what they really look like? <
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:25 AM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:28 AM 
Uh, I mean EZboard Sux!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:10 AM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:26 AM 
Uh, I mean EZboard Sux!
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nope sorry . ... but I won't hate you if you don't think I am cool now : )<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:39 AM 
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Honestly, I don't have a certain "type". I tend to go out with pretty good looking girls, but that is usually a product of the crowd I hang out with. The whole "good looking people stick together" theory (I don't include myself in that category, I just have some pretty decent-looking sisters who have hot friends, yada yada yada). I don't normally have a girlfriend that's exclusive, we just go out, do our thing, and keep it simple. I used to love the friends with benefits thing, but now I am trying to get away from that, which doesn't always work out the way I hope (sadface). Too bad the true love of my life is a crazy drunk with an ex-husband who's a towtruck driver and a son who's a crazy, out-of-control kid that will probably fail 1st grade. It must be God's way of torturing me for not praying every night... <i></i>

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:10 PM 
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The below equations are basically how it is going to work out for you; so set your expectations. The left side is your status and the right is the type of chic.<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:13 PM 
Is She Hot?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:20 PM 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:22 PM 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:24 PM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:46 PM 
Is She Hot?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:46 PM 
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Quote:For guys who get the friends speech all the time though, there's a reason. Sooner you discover it and remedy it, the happier you'll be.<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:51 PM 
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C'mon Tgu, do a first order differential equation for me... <i></i>


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:40 PM 
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The friend I've described above having girl problems is 6'1", clean complexion, benches 250, weighs about 185 (probably a tad skinny - but ripped), and makes just over $100k a year. <
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:44 PM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:46 PM 
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How come every time someone comes here asking for "relationship" advice, the thread eventually turns into a thread about "getting laid a lot"? <i></i>


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:43 PM 
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But then again... no one is talking about themselves... Marauder Harabakc Goat<i></i>

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:52 PM 
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Quote:How come every time someone comes here asking for "relationship" advice, the thread eventually turns into a thread about "getting laid a lot"? Just curious, who is talking about getting laid alot?<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:34 PM 
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There's actually been a lot of good advice in this thread. <i></i>


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:43 PM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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No one is talking about getting laid, and I agree this has been a really good and informative thread from all sides of the spectrum. <i></i>


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:22 PM 
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Quote:Just curious, who is talking about getting laid alot?<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:25 PM 
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Translation: I have no actual responce to your question, so I'll make a witty comment in hopes no one notices. <
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:26 PM 
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Quote:That's funny since I could name at least six people who tried the "nice" route first and got to be "friends", and then switched their stratagy to "asshole" and get laid all the time.<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:32 PM 
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Quote:Translation: I have no actual responce to your question, so I'll make a witty comment in hopes no one notices.<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:39 PM 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:41 PM 
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Quote:Can we go back to you not posting?<
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:03 PM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:05 PM 
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I never had the touch, I'm just a grouchy old bastard. <i></i>


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For the old school!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:03 AM 
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Maybe a few are talking about just getting laid, but my advice was to enable CC to overcome the 'looks' aspect that all women claim doesn't exist.<
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:30 AM 
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Quote:The first relavent and correct thing you have said all thread.<
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:56 PM 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:23 PM 
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Bovinity, you are a fuck up.<
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Your worthlessness on this thread is a copy of the garbage I was razzing Neesha about a week or two ago: the mindless sniping.<
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The concept is simple: try to toss a zinger and feel smart. The whole routine is fucking stale. Back when bagsworth was the only one doing it, there was a bit of flavor. But now, all the burn-outs are doing it.<
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If you're going to vomit on a thread, at least try to be funny or witty or on-topic. There's been almost no talk on this thread about getting laid, you dolt. Then, your
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I should ask if READ MUCH. The majority of this thread has revolved around how to establish a relationship for people who are a bit backward. I'm too lazy to check, but I don't recall anyone using a phrase like "here's how you get laid" or "I get so much ass and I'm so cool". People have been having a refreshingly interesting conversation.<
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:53 AM 
What? Another Expansion?!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:15 AM 
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Quote:The concept is simple: try to toss a zinger and feel smart. The whole routine is fucking stale.<
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:46 AM 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:31 AM 
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When has Orme posted one-liners? Chiasma just suddenly decided to grow peen but forgot to think first.<
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:11 AM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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Quote:Bagsworth has never been able to toss out the zingers as well as Orme has, imho. Bags just doesn't have the finesse.<
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:21 AM 
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Shut up, stoner. <i></i>

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:30 AM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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Shut up I just started posting a month ago. <i></i>


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:10 AM 
I've pwned over 300 times!
I've pwned over 300 times!

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Yeah, Orme, you're so much cooler because you post a paragraph insulting someone, while chanting over and over again about "one-liners"<
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What's really sad is that I wasn't even fucking talking about your over-sensitive whiny ass, I thought the early parts of the thread were actually very nice, where you posted your suggestions and such.<
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But anyway, you can try to make it sound like you've just totally picked apart my "strategy" or something with your repeated "omg one-liners lol" posts, but the fact is that you do just as much sniping as anyone, you just slap a lot of fluff into the middle of the insults. <i></i>


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:16 PM 
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Wow, I can't believe I blew this thread off till now. Ormes list of rules is almost the same as the ones I plan to tell my kid when he gets old enough.<
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A few things. Find someone you want to date. Evaluate yourself and think, am I the kind of person that person would date. If you think you aren't you need to work on yourself (esteem etc) first. The keys to dating are almost the same as the keys to a happy life. Be an adult. Live your life the way that makes you happy. It is just like the people too embarrased to sing in church or go to the store and buy their wife tampons or their apartment flowers. Grow up and stop being afraid of what other people, usually strangers, think of you and your actions.<
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Walk up to the person you are interested in and introduce yourself. Noone, including the person of interest, cares where it is. Once you hit the first small lull in the conversation, usually about 5 mins in, ask for her name and number and walk away. It is hard to maintain a good dating conversation when you have no common experience to draw upon. If you blow of that advice andstruggle through you will notice that you both will be trying to find those common things. Too much hit and miss to set yourself up for a good date. Just say thanks and I'll give you a call in a few days.<
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Call in a few days and set up a date. Again, there is no good reason to have a lengthy conversation at this point. 5 mins or so, don't wait for the lull, just say I have to get going to do whatever. See you on whatever day.<
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Plan your date around things >you like to do<. Even if the date goes horrible at least you enjoyed the food or the movie or the comic. If you are having fun the odds of her having fun go way up. Doing something together that you enjoy also dovetails into conversation now and conversation later much better.<
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Don't make the first date last more than 5 hours. Try to have about 60 minutes of the date be time that you guys can talk. That is why dinner and a movie works well. Interestingly I like the movie first in that equation. It gives you time for 25 mins of talking before the movie and also something to talk about for a few minutes after also. That is also why Ormes advice about comic clubs is great. Don't reiterate the comics jokes endlessly afterwards.<
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Orme couldn't have been more spot on about ending the first date. Now the hardest part is over. If you go on 3 dates and aren't getting a good night kiss you are wasting your time or you aren't trying. Learn to move on. Don't waste your time and money on someone that isn't interested in you. <
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About the bad boy stuff. I used to date ... plenty. At first I was a pussy and got walked all over. See the being adult advice above. Then I started an experiment. I was dating 3 women at the time. I decided to see how long I could go without paying for any meal, it lasted 2 weeks till I missed my first meal. The best part was they all were calling all the time to take care of me. This woke me up to using womens natural tendancies to be caregivers to my advantage. From then on I made it a point to ask them to
ing something over to my house almost every time they came over. A bottle of wine, a 6 pack, a movie, just something.<
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Remember what the goal is. You want someone to share your life. This means you have to have a life and so does she. Pick people to date that have interests of thier own. It was shocking to me when I dated how many people had no real interests. Going out to parties doesn't count. I know you don't know that when you ask them out for the first time, but it becomes apparent pretty damn fast. <
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:33 PM 
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Heya. I just wanted to make a couple recommendations for you, Cicily. There are two great books you might like to pick up: <
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How to Succeed with Women and The Game.<
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I give these two my absolute highest recomendation. <i></i>


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:15 PM 
The all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

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Not sure if Dr Love is still with http://www.askmen.com, but that's helpful, too. Most of his advice and suggestions go against what you naturally want to do, but it works. <i></i>


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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:07 AM 
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Wow, there's actually some funny shit in this one that I didn't recall. Thanks, Noojens =p


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