Who didn't see something like this coming?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

I'm amazed there wasn't a mountain of meth or something.

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What good is hiring a hooker if you can't smack her around a little?

She's a pretty good lookin ho.

His mug shots look a LOT different than he does on TV.

That's because she's a high end escort type. She charged him $1k. They usually look pretty good.

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He looks decrepit in that photo. He's 44. In the commercials he looks like he's 20. That's insane. It's like celebs w/o makeup.

Meth is a helluva drug.

Oh there was Tarot...there was. You simply didn't see it because it was absorbed by the amazing ShamWoW.

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Lol Larreth, yeah he looks horrible in those mug shots

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It also absorbs blood and semen!

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This provides a horrid mental image as he's wringing it out over that bowl in the commercial.

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How do you make 930 bucks out of 20's? Why would she bite his tongue? I would hit a bitch too if she clamped down on my tongue and wouldn't let go.

Fuck... 1000 bucks? Holy shit. The power of the pussy.

She is pretty hot.

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You're gonna love my nuts... or else!

Looks more to me like he was the one who got punched in the face, she doesn't look bruised at all.

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I believe the mugshot of her is from a different arrest.

They have a second mugshot of her where she looks pretty beat up.

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well, they DID at one point, at least.

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giving her the ol' slap chop

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Kick. Punch. It's all in the mind.

You guys think she is hot? She's a $150/hr whore...nothing more.

Agreed.

Do you think she would prorate for a 10 minute use?

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So is this a Rant or a Rave?

http://blogofhilarity.com/2009/04/08/sham-ow.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/w ... -of-blood/

Have any of you used a ShamWow?

I lost the shammy I used to dry my car and was thinking of buying a SHAMWOWW!!!

You'd be a fool not to!

I'd wager she bit his tongue for a reason, the freak was proly trying to do something she wasn't selling so she taught him a lesson.

I'm sorry but if you pay, you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want.

I can think of a few things that might not be.... covered under a basic cost....

If only anything in the real world worked like that, ever. What actually happens is that you pay for goods or services and you receive said goods or services. "Whatever the fuck you want" would require additional negotiation. Even in the case of prostitutes, I suspect that "whatever the fuck you want" is rarely part of the initial terms.

He should've hit her with a Slapchop!

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What services does $1000 not cover?

$1000 is probably clearance isle for High priced call girls, I think some of them get around that per hour, course I'm basing this off HBO shows and such.

1000 is a fair nightly rate for an average working girl. High end LA and NYC girls? Dunno, never met one, or met someone that has met one.

Didn't dude pick this chick up from a strip club?

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