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| Author: | Xkhanx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:37 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Strength and Conditioning Coach for 9X State Champs Bishop Chatard HS Football Team. I have been working with them for about 3 yrs now doing films and camera work and was asked at the end of the season if I wanted to apply for the position since the last guy kind of got canned. They knew I was a gym rat in the past and I helped quite a bit this past season teaching proper lifting form to the boys. Got word this week that I was selected from all the other applicants and had my first meeting with the team last night. AASN: Ok so anyway, maybe not a dream job per say and not really a job-job. But it is something I always wanted to do, work in the fitness industry. It does pay a stipend, couple grand, and that will help towards my sons tuition payments. |
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| Author: | SurcamStances [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:41 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Very cool.
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| Author: | Bovinity Divinity [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:42 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Hooray! Your chance to make sure at least part of the generation doesn't turn out to be pussies! 
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| Author: | Bzalthek [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:48 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! |
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| Author: | Xkhanx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:43 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Now choke yourself! Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself! |
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| Author: | Xkhanx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:44 AM ] |
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And my favorite quote from FMJ... "Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over." |
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| Author: | xskycrasherx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:27 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Sounds right up a pedophiles alley. |
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| Author: | Xkhanx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:25 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
And you know this from your years of sucking teenage cock? |
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| Author: | Vanamar [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:46 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
xskycrasherx wrote: Sounds right up a pedophiles alley. How was this at all necessary or appropriate? |
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| Author: | xskycrasherx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:01 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
A joke? |
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| Author: | Vanamar [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:32 PM ] |
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Not a funny one, apparently. |
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| Author: | xskycrasherx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:39 PM ] |
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Can't please everyone all the time. |
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| Author: | SurcamStances [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:40 PM ] |
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Vanamar wrote: How was this at all necessary or appropriate? Quote: xskycrasherx Online Resident Douchenozzle
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| Author: | Bovinity Divinity [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:51 PM ] |
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I do love how Skycrasher can say something and everyone freaks out at him. If just about anyone else had made the same comment, people would have been laughing or something. |
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| Author: | Vanamar [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:53 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
No one else would have implied that khan is a pedophile. |
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| Author: | xskycrasherx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:55 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Yeah, but khan isn't a pedophile. (That we know of.) That's where the joke comes in. An old man being in rapture with the idea of being a "strength and conditioning" coach was just funny to me. What regular man in his 40s/50s is enthralled by that "dream" job? It was just ironic/funny. (To me.) |
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| Author: | SurcamStances [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:58 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Men who love football and teaching boys to be men. |
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| Author: | xskycrasherx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:03 PM ] |
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Yeah, but don't forget about pedophiles, too. |
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| Author: | intin [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:13 PM ] |
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Quote: "There are some other things I'd like to do," Dungy said Sunday. "If there was any one thing, it's probably doing something more hands-on with young men. We've got such a crisis right now. .. But on the other side of the coin, you've got a great platform as a head coach of an NFL team. You've got to balance that out." It's just a coach thing. |
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| Author: | joxur [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:14 PM ] |
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Never met you, but for some reason when you posted this, I immediately thought of Coach Buzzcut from Beavis and Butthead.  Kick me in the jimmy! |
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| Author: | Xkhanx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:38 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Quote: An old man being in rapture with the idea of being a "strength and conditioning" coach was just funny to me. What regular man in his 40s/50s is enthralled by that "dream" job? It was just ironic/funny. (To me.) Are you fucking kidding me, I'd take you to the gym any day and leave your dick in the dirt. Hell, that pretty much goes for just about anything in life. Then again, you still haven't lived a life yet have you. I've sent many years coaching football and basketball to kids at the grade school level all as a volunteer and while raising a family at the same time. Unlike your pathetic punk ass, I give something back to the community. Come back here when you can say the same. Until then, seriously, just shut the fuck up. |
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| Author: | ShareefRahim [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:45 PM ] |
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God you guys get trolled so fucking easily. |
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| Author: | Xkhanx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:47 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Quote: Men who love football and teaching boys to be men. It's ok Surcam, this little pussy obviously never stepped foot onto a football field or even has a clue as to what it takes.  I wonder if he still has the poor little I hate the world goth look. lol |
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| Author: | xskycrasherx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:52 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
I volunteered with the Attorney General of Arizona as well as worked at the Hope Ranch in Arizona working with mentally handicapped and emotionally disabled kids. In addition to that, I was a paraprofessional teacher for the school district and worked with the emotionally disabled students in a Jr. High. I'm pretty confident in the things that I've "given back" to the community. It's OK Khan, I know I don't fit the "twink" image you desire, I'm very much goth. Right. Perhaps you fancy something more like this:  Yum, the one on the right looks absolutely fit!
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| Author: | Xkhanx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:30 PM ] |
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There's a difference in volunteering because you want to make a difference and doing it so that you can get it on paper for a law school app. Not quite the same thing little jimmy. Interesting how fast you got that pic up there. Do you keep it in your spank bank on your PC for those quick jerk off sessions after the wife and daughter have gone night night? Seriously d0od, just shut the fuck up, no one believes a word you say about your life anyway. |
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| Author: | xskycrasherx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:40 PM ] |
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Caption this pic:  Khan as he participates on his local NAMBLA forum. |
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| Author: | Xkhanx [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:48 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Hahaha Hohoho Har Har Har !!! |
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| Author: | CakvalaSC [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:04 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Oh god will you stop it. (directed at the topic in general not one person) |
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| Author: | Elessar [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:53 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Grow out some hair and you're the gay porno star from Zack & Miri. |
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| Author: | Larreth [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:25 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Grats on the job =) 
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| Author: | Bzalthek [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:05 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
ShareefRahim wrote: God you guys get trolled so fucking easily. It's like a bad remake of Groundhog Day, only with no Bill Murray and no funny. |
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| Author: | Fribur [ Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:05 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Quote: God you guys get trolled so fucking easily.
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| Author: | Gosthok [ Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:45 PM ] |
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Gratz on the job Khan! Now, stop feeding the douche. =P |
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| Author: | randy [ Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:25 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
ShareefRahim wrote: God you guys get trolled so fucking easily.
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| Author: | Orme, a Singing Bard [ Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:41 PM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
Xkhanx wrote: AASN: Ok so anyway, maybe not a dream job per say and not really a job-job. But it is something I always wanted to do, work in the fitness industry. It does pay a stipend, couple grand, and that will help towards my sons tuition payments. A dream job is any job you would do for free.It's a dream job, so shaddup. And gratz. |
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| Author: | Orme, a Singing Bard [ Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:45 PM ] |
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xskycrasherx wrote: You're probably too old by now to have accomplished what I have so far -- if you haven't yet -- you never will.
Why can't you keep a friendly topic on track? Lame to derail a Christmas thread. |
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| Author: | randy [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:26 AM ] |
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that's cool that you got a job you love, threadshitting aside |
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| Author: | bearne [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:35 PM ] |
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That's awesome, Khan. Best of luck. |
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| Author: | Guurn [ Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:42 AM ] |
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Grats, I've coached kids baseball and basketball but coaching football would drive me nuts. Getting paid anything to teach kids lifting would be awesome and I can see how it could be someones dream job. |
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| Author: | DraagunSoulstealer [ Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:13 AM ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rave: Finally got my *Dream* job... |
God damn it SKYCRASHER!!! chide chide chide mock mock mock chide chide chide scold scold scold mock mock chide scold. and let THAT be a lesson to you. |
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