Strength and Conditioning Coach for 9X State Champs Bishop Chatard HS Football Team.

I have been working with them for about 3 yrs now doing films and camera work and was asked at the end of the season if I wanted to apply for the position since the last guy kind of got canned. They knew I was a gym rat in the past and I helped quite a bit this past season teaching proper lifting form to the boys. Got word this week that I was selected from all the other applicants and had my first meeting with the team last night.

AASN: Ok so anyway, maybe not a dream job per say and not really a job-job. But it is something I always wanted to do, work in the fitness industry. It does pay a stipend, couple grand, and that will help towards my sons tuition payments.

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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henry Louis Mencken
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Very cool.

Hooray! Your chance to make sure at least part of the generation doesn't turn out to be pussies!

You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!

Now choke yourself! Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!

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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henry Louis Mencken
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VEGETARIAN -Noun (vej-i-tair-ee-uhn): Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride.

And my favorite quote from FMJ...

"Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

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VEGETARIAN -Noun (vej-i-tair-ee-uhn): Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride.

Sounds right up a pedophiles alley.

And you know this from your years of sucking teenage cock?

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VEGETARIAN -Noun (vej-i-tair-ee-uhn): Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride.

How was this at all necessary or appropriate?

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A joke?

Not a funny one, apparently.

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Can't please everyone all the time.

I do love how Skycrasher can say something and everyone freaks out at him. If just about anyone else had made the same comment, people would have been laughing or something.

No one else would have implied that khan is a pedophile.

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Yeah, but khan isn't a pedophile. (That we know of.) That's where the joke comes in. An old man being in rapture with the idea of being a "strength and conditioning" coach was just funny to me. What regular man in his 40s/50s is enthralled by that "dream" job? It was just ironic/funny. (To me.)

Men who love football and teaching boys to be men.

Yeah, but don't forget about pedophiles, too.

It's just a coach thing.

Never met you, but for some reason when you posted this, I immediately thought of Coach Buzzcut from Beavis and Butthead.



Kick me in the jimmy!

Are you fucking kidding me, I'd take you to the gym any day and leave your dick in the dirt. Hell, that pretty much goes for just about anything in life. Then again, you still haven't lived a life yet have you. I've sent many years coaching football and basketball to kids at the grade school level all as a volunteer and while raising a family at the same time.

Unlike your pathetic punk ass, I give something back to the community. Come back here when you can say the same. Until then, seriously, just shut the fuck up.

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God you guys get trolled so fucking easily.

It's ok Surcam, this little pussy obviously never stepped foot onto a football field or even has a clue as to what it takes.



I wonder if he still has the poor little I hate the world goth look. lol

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VEGETARIAN -Noun (vej-i-tair-ee-uhn): Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride.

I volunteered with the Attorney General of Arizona as well as worked at the Hope Ranch in Arizona working with mentally handicapped and emotionally disabled kids. In addition to that, I was a paraprofessional teacher for the school district and worked with the emotionally disabled students in a Jr. High.

I'm pretty confident in the things that I've "given back" to the community.

It's OK Khan, I know I don't fit the "twink" image you desire, I'm very much goth. Right. Perhaps you fancy something more like this:

Yum, the one on the right looks absolutely fit!

There's a difference in volunteering because you want to make a difference and doing it so that you can get it on paper for a law school app. Not quite the same thing little jimmy.

Interesting how fast you got that pic up there. Do you keep it in your spank bank on your PC for those quick jerk off sessions after the wife and daughter have gone night night?

Seriously d0od, just shut the fuck up, no one believes a word you say about your life anyway.

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VEGETARIAN -Noun (vej-i-tair-ee-uhn): Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride.

Caption this pic:



Khan as he participates on his local NAMBLA forum.

Hahaha Hohoho Har Har Har !!!

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VEGETARIAN -Noun (vej-i-tair-ee-uhn): Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride.

Oh god will you stop it. (directed at the topic in general not one person)

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Grow out some hair and you're the gay porno star from Zack & Miri.

Grats on the job =)

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It's like a bad remake of Groundhog Day, only with no Bill Murray and no funny.

Gratz on the job Khan! Now, stop feeding the douche. =P

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A dream job is any job you would do for free.

It's a dream job, so shaddup.

And gratz.

that's cool that you got a job you love, threadshitting aside

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That's awesome, Khan. Best of luck.

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Hope is the new black.

Grats,

I've coached kids baseball and basketball but coaching football would drive me nuts. Getting paid anything to teach kids lifting would be awesome and I can see how it could be someones dream job.

God damn it SKYCRASHER!!! chide chide chide mock mock mock chide chide chide scold scold scold mock mock chide scold.

and let THAT be a lesson to you.

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