I live in Southern CA so I've seen a shitload of them, interacted with a much smaller number.
There's only two stories offhand worth retelling. One was when I was working on a political campaign and there were many celebs at this rally (including Charleton Heston). I went outside and was waiting for my ride and there was a girl a bit older but not much than me waiting for her ride too. We got to talking, and this was the saddest person I'd ever met. Sad in a 'my dog just died and my boyfriend broke up with me' lonely way. I don't remember the exact words but the essence of it was we were talking she really liked me and asked if I was there with friends. I said yeah. She told me she wished she had friends. She said she didn't have any. It was one of the saddest things I've ever heard in my life, and I had no doubt it was true just because of how she said it. It wasn't emo bullshit, it was a wistful longing that tore at your soul.
Her ride pulled up, it was a limo. Her mother screamed nastily at her to get in, said some mean shit, and glared at me.
That's when I realized she was the girl who had performed at the rally. It was the singer, Tiffany.
[Some back information I didn't know at the time, and I'm not sure if it was publically known. The rally was in 1988, and she was in nasty fights apparently with her manager, mother, and stepfather over money and control. She went to court later that year to sever her parents' rights but was denied emancipation; she was sent to Grandma. Which explained a whole hell of a lot to me. I really wish I had been a huggy type person, because I think she badly needed one at that time.]
Only other story worth telling is me and three friends went to Disneyland's Captain EO (Michael Jackson's thing) opening, in which the park was open 3 days straight. We were going to try to stay at least 2 days. (We made it til like 10am the next morning and called for parents to come get us).
Me and two girlfriends were in line at the Matterhorn (the guys we were there with were somewhere else at that moment, I think they'd gone on another ride or we were meeting back up with them, was just a friend group thing). anyhoo we were singing while in line, and I'm not horrific at singing (in that you probably wouldn't run screaming from the room) but I'll never be on say American Idol. My two other friends were *really* good singers, so I wasn't shitting them up too much. There was some B-list celeb behind us (I never did place her) who was drunk and high on something, barely staying on her feet. She was offended at our singing, and started screaming, "YOU CAN'T SING, YOU'RE OUT OF TUNE, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS!" (Which became a catchphrase of ours,
forever).
Anyhoo higher celebs were allowed to cut the line and we saw a group of guys around our age cutting the line, and I got really pissed off, and I'm hardly shy so I said some shit.
The guys turned around and saw us, they had brief discussion and then asked us to join them (not in a hey friendly way, but in a 'hey we're cool, you're chicks...come hither' way). The guy was the nerdiest douche I'd ever seen. He just came off as arrogant but nerdy. I laughed at him and said no. (I wasn't laughing at him because he was a nerd but rather douchy and cutting the line).
So they got on and my friends started smacking me. Turns out it was Corey Feldman. I was very much 'so the fuck what' (and so were they) but their point was, we could have gotten on all the rides for an hour or two! So silly I know.
AS far as most celebs I've seen, most are amazingly patient and nice given how invasive people are towards them in public. I've never met a celeb. I was truly ga-ga over so, that's probably why I haven't acted like a jackass towards any of them. I'm sure I'd be a_typical_annoying_fanboi if I saw someone I really liked.
I kinda feel bad because they're judged by micro moments in time. I know someone who HATES Jay Leno, because the guy was a total jerk when she ran into him. But I've heard great things about him otherwise (I've never met him), and I've told her that maybe he was having a super shitty day. She cuts him no slack, *hates* the guy.
It's like people have this entire pseudo relationship with a celeb because they feel they know them, and if they don't live up to expectations, people get weird about it I guess. But you don't know them at all.
Ah well /shrug. Like anyone else I like hearing the stories. Though so far Khan's seem most entertaining!
And I can TOTALLY believe Tom Selleck gets and got more pussy than any mortal man should. I doubt I could resist him. Barry Mantilow...I could resist.