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Ok so I have lived in this area for well over 20 years and tonight was the first time I have had a chance to eat dinner here. Really I could care less about the place because the food was not that great and it really never has been. Before tonight I had no idea that this place had one of the world’s best bathrooms and really I could care less they had this distinction but I was curious none the less. <
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So after sitting down to dinner and having a few drinks and listening to the people that I am with tell me how great this bathroom was and how it was on this "list" I decided that I needed to take a nice long piss just so I could say I have been in one of the worlds best bathrooms. <
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I mosey on down fully ready to take one of the best pisses of my life only to be greeted to what most people would call a horrible bathroom experience ( ok not that bad ). I open the door to this place and I nearly pissed my self laughing because this is by and far not one of the world’s best bathrooms it’s prolly the furthest thing from it. I have seen nicer bathrooms down in TJ then this thing. <
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First of all it’s not clean. Now it’s not piss on the floors dirty but seriously the towel dispenser was
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Anyways this amazing bathroom only had 2 stalls and holy shit one of them was out of order. Yeah that’s great shit for the one of the best bathrooms in the world. <
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I take a rather uneventful piss and head back to my table only to hear the people I am with ask "wasn’t that bathroom amazing?" I quickly reply "No it’s the worst fucking bathroom in the world and who in the fuck wants to stand 2 inches from the dude next to you while holding your dick trying to take a piss?" They quickly reply " But dude the waterfall!" and I say " fuck the waterfall there is a dude holding his dick right next to me I could give a shit about whatever else is in that room."<
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At this point I would like to point out the fact that this "article" was written by a chick and I would suspect that if the women’s room had no stalls and they all had to pop a squat and take a piss right next to each other while a waterfall washed their piss away it would not be one of the best bathrooms in the world. <
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That's funny, last time I was in Las Vegas I stayed at the Mandalay Bay and I'm 90 percent sure I ate at that resturaunt. Don't remember the bathrooms as being particually memorable, but then I don't tend to really worry about the bathrooms that much. I will give one sort of "famous resturaunt bathroom note" which is that I went to Nobu in New York over the summer and the bathrooms there were ing. Towels on the floor ing? No, like litterally piss on the floor ing. One nasty urinal, one stall with a toilet a foot off the floor, no idea how you'd even use it. Anyway so much for not noticing the bathrooms I guess, but the food was totally worth it. <i></i>

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Automatic flush toilets - great idea on paper, not so great in execution. I hate having to touch anything in a bathroom. But when I am coping a squat, I also don't like having Niagra Falls lapping at my ball bag. The damn thing kept flushing itself while I was trying to empty my bowels of the demon shrimp.<
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