The bottle of apple pucker she drank did that, sir!

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Shut Shut > *

Anyone who has been around long enough should know:

1) You don't need to slip that girl a rufie if you are trying to get it on; just take her back to her hotel after she passes out..... You'll have to ask Tali how that one turned out.

2) I have some character flaws but that's not one of them.

The joke is that months after this party I hear from the guild that good ole Xianle told someone that I slipped something in her drink, which is why she was acting retarded prior to puking everywhere and passing out. It couldn't have been the copious amounts of alcohol she started drinking at noon or her inherent nature to act filthy around groups of people to make sure she's the center of attention. I can still remember hearing from Xan that she claimed I slipped her the rufie. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

Ahhh see.. don't you all feel bad for calling this guy names!~

This is Paul Harvey, and that was the rest of the story.

As the Ladies Man would say, I have bangified some skanky ass in my time, but that was not one of them, nor was an attempt even made. Honestly, I figured a group of FL players at Khan's house where one of my members is explodomouthing all over his front yard doesn't reflect well for anyone, so I handled it as it was clear no one else would until Khan killed her.

Believe it or not /shrug. At least we've stopped the "omg tali slipped her a rufie" nonsense. That detail I found pretty fucking offensive.

Xianle, what a class act. Between her behavior at pretty much every single get together she attended and her parasite like use of people for somewhere to live to the infamous pictures, she will truly go down in Lanys history.

Not that I've had terribly good behavior at get togethers. I do have the reputation of drinking way too much, but at least I never claimed someone slipped me a rufie.

As far as the original topic goes, Tarot and I once spent several hours on the phone going through EQ Faces discussing if someone was bangable or not. I used to have the most amusing phone calls with her.

Xian, if she was truly the girl in her pictures would give me a pretty good case of yellow fever.

Kelea is attractive, and back in the day I wouldn't have hesitated at the opportunity to bang her.

Shut just has the cutest personality ever, even though noone except her husband knows what she looks like.

I'm sure there are more that would qualify if I had the time to think about it and examine some pictures. I do like Givin's idea of Simc and then telling her who he is.

Carolsue - I'm honored to be included in your list. You always kept me chuckling whenever I saw you out and about in the world.

Haha

Had to be done.

Speaking as a Xianle survivor... Xantheus hit it pretty dead on.

I don't know if I was ever really Tarot impressed by anyone enough to want to Tarot know what they were like in person in that Tarot context.

(You know how to find me -- I have champagne)

How's the wife Sky?

I don't know how I ever missed this thread. After having just read it for the first time and realizing the only people that wanna fuck me are two guys, one of whom was just kidding, my only regret is that I am not gay.

<3 you Cak and Eck! Wait, just kidding, Eck. :p

<3 you Bello! haha This thread was a gem.

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Xian and Sything probably.

Oh God. I can't remember one of them.

Given I like beefy boys with facial fuzz, lanys was full of men I found easy on the eyes when their pictures would drift by.

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hahah best thing ive read all day!

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I'd still do Cakky!

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Oh my

Awe welcome back to the board Vexy wexy!!! <3

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