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 Post subject: R.I.P. Michael Jackson?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:58 PM 
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TMZ is only site reporting he's dead that I've seen. Everyone reporting he had a heart attack. I was always an MJ fan as a kid, and remained one up until his last circus trial where he made it impossible for me to continue. But I'm still sad.


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Reports: Michael Jackson has died
Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, according to multiple reports including the Los Angeles Times and the Associated Press. CNN has not confirmed his death.

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Entertainer Michael Jackson is in a coma after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, sources briefed on the situation told CNN. Paramedics needed to revive Jackson before taking him to the hospital, sources said. Brian Oxman, a Jackson family attorney, said he was told by brother Randy Jackson that Michael Jackson collapsed at his home in west Los Angeles Thursday morning.


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Michael Jackson Rushed to Los Angeles Hospital in Possible Cardiac Arrest

Michael Jackson was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital Thursday afternoon, police told FOX News, but his condition wasn't immediately clear.

According to a report in the Los Angeles Times, the legendary singer, 50, died Thursday afternoon. FOXNews.com has not confirmed this information.

On Thursday afternoon, multiple reports claimed that shortly after noon Thursday, Jackson went into cardiac arrest and had to receive CPR in the ambulance. Joe Jackson, his father, told multiple news sources that his son is not doing well.

Paramedics responded to a 911 call at around 12:26 p.m. PDT, the Los Angeles Times reported. He was reportedly not breathing at the time of their arrival.

A Jackson spokesman was unavailable for comment.

Jackson was born in Indiana in 1958. He rose to fame as part of the successful pop group The Jackson Five, formed with his brothers in 1967. The group went on to earn four number one hits in 1970 alone, and the 12-year-old Jackson became the undeniable breakout star of the group.

In 1972, Jackson enjoyed his first solo hit with the song “Ben.” Six years later, he made his film debut in “The Wiz,” where he renewed his friendship with producer Quincy Jones.

Collaborating with Jones, Jackson went on to become remarkably successful with his solo efforts “Off The Wall” in 1979 and “Thriller” in 1982.

From there, Jackson went on to become the undeniable “King of Pop,” winning seven Grammy awards for “Thriller” alone.

During the 1980s, he became an icon with a distinct style of fashion and performing as well, wearing one sparkling glove, bejeweled military clothing and short pants with socks.

It was around this time that Jackson began experimenting with excessive cosmetic surgery, including lightening of his skin.

After tabloids reported that Michael slept in a hyperbaric chamber in order to slow aging and that he had bought the skeleton of the Elephant Man (which he hadn’t), he was given the nickname "Wacko Jacko" by the media, which he hated.

Michael’s skin also started getting lighter and there were accusations that he was intentionally undergoing treatment to make himself whiter.

Soon Jackson reported to the media that he had a disorder called vitiligo, where pigment disappears from

It was at this time that Michael adopted his pet chimpanzee, Bubbles, and began to build a giant amusement park at Neverland Ranch, further fueling public perception of his eccentricity.

In 1992, Michael founded the "Heal the World Foundation," a charity that brought underprivileged children to Neverland Ranch where Michael would spend time with them and allow them to spend the night.

This practice raised many eyebrows, especially when Jackson was accused of molesting a 13-year-old boy who had become a regular Neverland guest. Jackson responded to the allegations publicly, maintaining his innocence. In 1994, he settled the case out of court for an undisclosed amount.

Jackson was briefly married the daughter of Elvis Presley, Lisa Marie. The union was publicly scrutinized and speculations arose as to whether the marriage was simply an attempt to improve Jackson’s image, though he maintained that they lived genuinely as man and wife; however, the marriage broke up after less than two years.

From there, his career never recovered, making headline after headline for strange and unusual behavior, including dangling his child over his head.

While Michael was on the set, the police raided Neverland Ranch issuing an arrest warrant for charges of child molestation by the same boy who appeared in Bashir’s documentary.

A trial took place in 2005, and Jackson was acquitted of all charges. After his acquittal, Michael relocated to the Gulf Island of Bahrain, where he has reportedly been spending his time writing new music.

In 2004, a man filed a lawsuit against Michael, alleging he had been molested 20 years earlier but had repressed the memory until 2003. However, a judge eventually dismissed the lawsuit.

Jackson was set to go on European tour of 50 concert dates this year, but he had not booked any dates. There were multiple reports that he was too sick to perform, but Jackson never confirmed the rumors.


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He died.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:42 PM 
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Not a good day for pop culture. :(

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:43 PM 
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I'm betting he drop a ranger bow and the stupid glove again.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:43 PM 
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Only TMZ that I have heard/read/seen is reporting he is dead. No other site to my knowledge is saying he is dead...

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:47 PM 
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Yeah sorry, went to CNBC and they are reporting death as well.

Farah and Jackson in one day. Sad sad sad :(

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Wonder how long before the Michael sightings ala Elvis start ?


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I'd start with children's homes.


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Think of all the improvements to medical science to be found when they do the autopsy. No telling what's in there.


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MSNBC is reporting he died. It's also going out on the radio (my wife called me to tell me).

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Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, and now Michael Jackson. They always come in threes.

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lol

not to pile on the dead, but he probably walked past a mirror and didn't recognize the person looking back at him and his heart finally quit


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Oh look, the news channels pressed stop on the Iran loop tape and now have started the "OMG MJ DIED" loop. Fun.


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According to CNN, his family's attorney claimed Jackson was abusing prescription drugs.

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What is sad is this thread has more posts than the "Farrah Fawcett Dies at 62" thread.


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He died from food poisoning, he's been eating 12 year old nuts.

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What is sad is this thread has more posts than the "Farrah Fawcett Dies at 62" thread.


Well duh, MJ dying is more entertaining than someone dying of butt cancer.


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What is sad is this thread has more posts than the "Farrah Fawcett Dies at 62" thread.


Well duh, MJ dying is more entertaining than someone dying of butt cancer.

Is it really appropriate to be so insulting toward two people who just died? I realize this is the internet and you feel you can say whatever you like without any need to be respectful, but c'mon. You're not twelve years old. Try to act like an adult please.

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Look, guys...seriously.

I understand that you're bursting to the seams with jokes. I get it. I had a couple too.

Keep them to yourselves, at least for now. Out of respect for their families if nothing else.

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Love him or hate him, you have to admit that he was very influential and inspirational to what we know as music today. From R&B, pop, and even rock. The man had a great gift.

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Speaking ill of the dead is one of the few things that really gets to me.

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TMZ is only site reporting he's dead that I've seen. Everyone reporting he had a heart attack. I was always an MJ fan as a kid, and remained one up until his last circus trial where he made it impossible for me to continue. But I'm still sad.


*nods* my stepbrother was a huuuuuuuuge fan when we were kids and I think he still listens to him now and again. I'm sure he'll be upset.

Old MJ was pretty damn cool. Amazing singer, amazing dancer/personality. The bizarre creature he'd become? Bleh.

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Thriller was the first album I bought.

I still think the 12 year old nuts joke is AWESOME. I heard another that was even funnier from someone on the forums, but I don't want to steal his thunder if he posts it later.

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TMZ is only site reporting he's dead that I've seen. Everyone reporting he had a heart attack. I was always an MJ fan as a kid, and remained one up until his last circus trial where he made it impossible for me to continue. But I'm still sad.


*nods* my stepbrother was a huuuuuuuuge fan when we were kids and I think he still listens to him now and again. I'm sure he'll be upset.

Old MJ was pretty damn cool. Amazing singer, amazing dancer/personality. The bizarre creature he'd become? Bleh.


The coolest thing was 3D show he had a Disneyland. That rocked.


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I totally just made this up....it seemed timely.

St. Peter is standing at the pearly gates for famous people heaven holding a large registry of stars and celebrities. The book lists actors, actresses, singers, artists, and many other famous people by name and contains a picture of that person at the point they became famous, and thus eligible to go to famous people heaven, which is obviously better than normal people heaven. Up walks Ed McMahon with his boisterous laughter. St. Peter looks down at his registry, nodded slowly after seeing his picture, and then asked Ed, “What did you do in life to warrant coming to famous people heaven?” Ed stated boldly, “I was a Marine! When I knocked on people's doors, I made them rich! And, I was the best TV sidekick – ever!” St. Peter acknowledged his contributions and let him pass. Next, Farrah Fawcett walked up. St. Peter looked down at his registry, nodded slowly after seeing her picture, and then asked Farrah, “What did you do in life to warrant coming to famous people heaven?” Farrah said with a giggle, “My famous 70s hairdo was emulated by millions of women, I loved the butt secks, and I was an Angel!” St. Peter acknowledged her contributions and let her pass. Then Michael Jackson walked up. St. Peter looked down at his book, then back up at Michael before screaming, “You are not a black male. Imposter!! Guards, take this white woman wearing a false nose disguise away!”


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This is just like when Steve Irwin died. You guys are really something else; maybe one day people crack jokes when you die.


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I hope to hell people make jokes about me, both alive and dead. That'll mean I had an impact on other peoples' lives and am worth joking about.


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Nananea wrote:
This is just like when Steve Irwin died. You guys are really something else; maybe one day people crack jokes when you die.


I wouldn't mind, obviously.

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I rather have people save their mean jokes for after I die so there's no possibility of hearing them and being hurt (I'm a softie, qq). And if people are going to post them in a place where my friends or family are most likely never going to find them, then even better! ;)

Talking of mean jokes, no one had a problem laughing at or even telling them while the man lived. No matter how disrespectful or tasteless they were. But now he's dead, no way he will ever read them, or his family/friends (really, what are the odds?) and some of you respond the way you do now? Pffft.


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This is just like when Steve Irwin died. You guys are really something else; maybe one day people crack jokes when you die.


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On one hand, the King of Pop is dead. I'd be lying if I said I've never rhythmically nodded my head or tapped my feet to a Michael Jackson song (because I dance much like Elaine in that episode of Seinfeld). Like it or hate it, in the 80s/90s there was a reason why he sold more albums then anyone else.

On the other hand, he was a sexual predator. I don't really care that he was never convicted of any of the crimes he was accused or/charged with, anyone with even half a brain knows that a man who lived in a fucking amusement park and had young children sleep in the same room with him unsupervised has something wrong with him. He had enough money to make all his legal troubles go away when the heat was on.

Normally I'd agree that speaking ill of the dead is just bad karma (though the Steve Irwin jokes were golden), but in his case I'm willing to make an exception.

Side note: Why the fuck was Farrah Fawcett so famous in the first place? She was on Charlies Angel's for one whole fucking season and posed for a posted with HER NIPPLES SHOWING!!! OMFG, get out the lube and jack off to NIPPLES! Porn still existed in 1976, the only reason the picture became so fucking notorious was because it was published in Life Magazine before the poster was made. The rest of her career was fucking garbage. I mean dying of rectal fallout sucks but for fucks sake...CNN stopped their Iran Protest tapes for this?

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Say whatever you want of me when I'm dead, I won't exist anymore, so I really can't care. If it bothers someone on my behalf, that's their issue. But we're also not talking about someone who's a member of this community, someone joking about or trolling over a death of one of our own would get banzored simply because it's shitty and mean to the people who actually *knew* them and cared; as well as to any family.

But celebrity deaths are people we 'knew' only in the context of their fame. It FEELS like we know them...but we really don't. So it's both personal and impersonal, and that weird zone makes it a ground for humor, some of it black humor. I'm sure most people here wouldn't be telling it to their family members, or are registering right now on Michael Jackson fan boards purely to troll :P


And every single person I've told that nuts joke to has found it *hysterical*. :D

But to the people who find it distasteful, register your position...and move on. You're unlikely to convince anyone that something they find funny isn't funny. :) Plus, one doesn't have to hate someone to make jokes, often they don't even dislike them. It's merely one way to deal with a subject matter which is uncomfortable at best for most people (one's mortality). Some are stoic, me...I get by with black humor/gallows humor. Whatever works.

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Strangely, CNN.com still doesn't have anything on the site about Michael Jackson's death, despite every other news site running the story. They had a live broadcast about it earlier but no text articles at all.

Edit: Literally seconds after I post that, they change the whole page and it's all Michael Jackson now.

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Why the fuck was Farrah Fawcett so famous in the first place?
and no offense meant towards the dead, but she was dumb as fuck or at least came off that way every time she was on a late night show.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:43 AM 
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I'll give her this...she liked teh butt secks! Any woman that likes teh butt secks gets a free pass into heaven.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:47 AM 
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:26 AM 
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Farrah Fawcett dies of an anal problem, and MJ dies of a heart attack, this is not coincidence folks.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:28 AM 
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:47 AM 
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I woke up in an alternate reality this morning where Michael Jackson was not a pedo that nobody in their right mind would leave their kids alone with, but instead a super awesome guy that should be honored.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:58 AM 
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last decade notwithstanding, this guy made some of the best music we've ever had. i'm sad that the guy who did that is not around anymore. as for the other guy who is now a staple of shitty comedians, who cares.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:41 AM 
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Apparently the hospital is in quite a state. They're unsure what to do with the body.

Plastic recycling isn't until Monday :/




Joking aside, RIP Mike. Thanks for the great music.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:49 AM 
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I always wanted to see MJ redeem himself, if that was ever possible, just because of what he did at the outset of his career was so positive. Now with him being dead, it's certain that this will never happen.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:08 AM 
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:13 AM 
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Yeah, maybe we will find a way to bring him back from the death and he will be able to re-make thriller as a real zombie!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:37 AM 
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I used to watch this when I was a kid.

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Stop the Love You Save

Stop!
You better save it!
Stop stop stop!
You better save it!

When we played tag in grade school
You wanted to be "it"
But chasing boys was justified
You crossed your heart;
You quit
When we grew up you traded
Your promise for my ring
Now just like back in grade school
You're doing the same old thing

Stop!
The love you save may be your own
Darlin' take it slow
Or someday you'll be all alone
You better stop!
the love you save may be your own
Darlin' look both ways before you cross me
You're headed for a danger zone

I'm the one who loves ya!
I'm the one you need!
Those other guys will put you down
and soon they may succeed!
They'll ruin your reputation!
They'll label you a flirt!
The way they talk about you
Theyll turn your name to dirt!

Isaac said he kissed you
Beneath the apple tree
When Ben held your hand
He felt electricity
When Alexander called you
You said he rang the chime
But Christopher discovered
You're way ahead of your time

Stop!
The love you save may be your own
Darlin' take it slow
Or someday you'll be all alone
You better stop!
the love you save may be your own
Darlin' look both ways before you cross me
You're headed for a danger zone

Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
S is for Save it!
T is for Take it slow!
O is for Oh no!
P is for Please please dont go!

The love you save may be your own
Someday you may be all alone
Stop it!
Save it baby
You better stop!
The love you save may be your own
Please please
Or someday someday baby
Youll be headed for a danger zone

I'm the one who loves ya!
I'm the one you need!
Those other guys will put you down
and soon they may succeed!

Stop!
the love you save may be your own
You better stop it, stop it, stop it, girl!
Or someday you'll be all alone!
The way they talk about you
Theyll turn your name, turn your name
Stop!
the love you save may be your own
Dont you know, dont you know
Someday baby
Youll be headed for a danger zone
Those other will put you down
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:28 PM 
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I'd say them if he was alive, I don't have problems saying them with him dead.

He meant about as much to me as my last dump. I've been more entertained by making jokes about him then I have by him. I started to feel bad for about half a second, then I remembered who we're talking about. His actions made him someone that I don't give a shit about, if that makes me a prick, then that's fine I could live with a lot worse.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:44 PM 
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He's going to come back as a grocery bag.

Still white, still plastic, and still dangerous to young children.


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