He's going to come back as a grocery bag.

Still white, still plastic, and still dangerous to young children.

(551): Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
(201): NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

(313): ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?

(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.

(818): I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.

(406): Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
(1-406): Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs

(325): I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder

Eerie replays from the transport of Michael Jackson's body show the corpse suddenly sitting up inside the helicopter

Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.

OK, WTF?
Please explain THIS! (Note the date of posting.)

Editing. Woooooo

Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.

Controversies

Jackson's image as a father was tainted throughout the late 1980s through the mid 1990s in which the media reported stories told by some of his children that Jackson was abusive towards them. When he managed his family, he ordered each of them to call him "Joseph", which led to several siblings being estranged from their father.

In 2003, in an interview for BBC TV, Joseph admitted to using physical punishment on his children and also voiced his disapproval of homosexuality.

Michael Jackson claimed that from a young age he was physically and emotionally abused by his father, enduring incessant rehearsals, whippings and name-calling, but also contended that his father being a strict disciplinarian played a large part of his success. In one altercation — later recalled by Marlon Jackson - Joseph held Michael upside down by one leg and "pummeled him over and over again with his hand, hitting him on his back and buttocks." Joseph would also trip up or push his male children into walls. One night while Michael was asleep, Joseph climbed into his room through the bedroom window. Wearing a fright mask, he entered the room screaming and shouting. Joseph said he wanted to teach his children not to leave the window open when they went to sleep. For years afterward, Michael suffered nightmares about being kidnapped from his bedroom.

Michael first spoke openly about his childhood abuse in a 1993 interview with Oprah Winfrey. He said that during his childhood he often cried from loneliness and would sometimes get sick or start to vomit upon seeing his father. In Michael's other high profile interview, Living with Michael Jackson (2003), the singer covered his face with his hand and began crying when talking about his childhood abuse. Jackson recalled that Joseph sat in a chair with a belt in his hand as he and his siblings rehearsed and that "if you didn't do it the right way, he would tear you up, really get you."

Would-Be Baby Mama Wants Jackson's Kids, Estate

Today 3:35 PM PDT

She's ba-a-ack.

A woman who claims to be Michael Jackson's ex-wife is arguing that the late King of Pop's "properties, monies and assets must be transferred to [her] immediately."

That, and she should get physical and legal custody of all three of Jackson's children because she is their biological mother—a claim she repeatedly pressed in 2006 and 2007 in several failed attempts at getting custody and financial support.

Per documents filed Wednesday in Los Angeles Superiro Court, Nona Paris Lola Jackson is also demanding that Jackson's body, which a source told us is currently in cold storage at L.A.'s Forest Lawn cemetary awaiting interment, be returned to the coroner's office.

After which she should be flown to Los Angeles and put in charge of future negotiations with AEG Live regarding any upcoming tribute concerts or other business ventures.

Nona Paris, who is representing herself in these preceedings, detailed all of this—including the claim that she and Jackson are still married because the deceased, "though died to this earth...lives with my father (Satan the devil) Khalid Lucifer"—in 93 handwritten pages.

On Earth, however, they legally separated in 2008, according to the filing.

The petitioner also demands that "her" children be taken care of by Taj Jackson until she is able to take custody of them. And she wants the entire Jackson family out of "her" Encino home because she doesn't want them around the kids.

The court told her not to call them, that they'd call her, and scheduled a hearing on the matter for Aug. 19.