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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:44 PM 
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I was bored and some guy on PalTalk sent me a message, typical scam.
SO, I decided to have fun with it.

I started making up crap about my Hypno powers, then my Gypsy Grandmother.

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useni2005: I am Mr Useni Idris an accountant working with one of the Commercial Bank here in Ivory Coast, I am contacting you on business of transferring the sum of Eight Million United States Dollar (US$8 million) into a safe foreign account and it must be very confidential.I needs your help to come out stand as the next of kin.
useni2005 came online at 6:32 PM
Art the Hypnotist: WOW! Really? How much of the money would I get?
useni2005: thank for your kind respond
useni2005: all what i need ins trust
Art the Hypnotist: Who is the trust? I will not get in any trouble, will I?
useni2005: no
useni2005: i work with this bank
Art the Hypnotist: WHy can't you just get it?
useni2005: just like i say before that all what i need from you is trust
Art the Hypnotist: I do not have to give you any money or anything? I just have to trust you?
Art the Hypnotist: That sounds like a pretty good deal for me!
useni2005: we have to know each other before i will tell you the legal
useni2005: way of getting the fund
useni2005: from bank here
Art the Hypnotist: Why did you pick me? How did you get my name?
useni2005: this is the first time i come acros this sit
useni2005: i see your name and i like the way you page look like
useni2005: that is why i pic you
Art the Hypnotist: So, you had no idea about who I am? You just picked me without knowing me?
Art the Hypnotist: That seems risky for you.
Art the Hypnotist: What if I ran away with all your money?
useni2005: so that we can work together and get the fund
useni2005: i will not tell you any thing about the money until we know each other very well
Art the Hypnotist: What do you have to know?
useni2005: i know that you will not ran with the money
useni2005: you name
useni2005: my is Useni Idris
Art the Hypnotist: I am Art the Hypnotist.
useni2005: what do you mean pls
Art the Hypnotist: I am a very powerful hypnotist
useni2005: ok
useni2005: is what i ask you?
Art the Hypnotist: I use my hypnotic powers to control peoples minds.
Art the Hypnotist: http://www.ArtTheHypnotist.com is my website.
Art the Hypnotist: I have done my show on television
useni2005: i know that you do
Art the Hypnotist: I use my powers to see inside peoples souls, so, I can tell if they are truthful to me.
Art the Hypnotist: I can look a person in the eyes and tell when they lie to me, thats how I found out my Ex Girlfriend was unfaithful to me.
useni2005: ok
Art the Hypnotist: I saw into her soul.
Art the Hypnotist: I used my hypnosis to punnish her, then left her forever.
Art the Hypnotist: I do agree, we would need to know each other better before we do this.
Art the Hypnotist: I want to see into YOUR soul also.
Art the Hypnotist: Then, when we have honesty and trust in one another, we can work together as good friends.
useni2005: so can i know your reall name
Art the Hypnotist: Art. It is on my website.
Art the Hypnotist: Have you ever been Hypnotized?
Art the Hypnotist: Have you ever had someone look into your soul?
useni2005: as you dont want to tell me how can we proceed this
useni2005: because i will need your information
useni2005: in this deal
Art the Hypnotist: I told you my name. I gave you my website.
Art the Hypnotist: I have not seen into your eyes yet.
Art the Hypnotist: I have not seen your picture.
Art the Hypnotist: OR your cam.
useni2005: ok
useni2005: look into it and tell me what you see
Art the Hypnotist: And your asking me for my personal information.
Art the Hypnotist: I do not see anything yet, you have no cam or picture.
useni2005: give me your email i will send my working id to you
Art the Hypnotist: Yoru what ID?
Art the Hypnotist: What do I need that for?
useni2005: is it not ùmy face you need to see?
Art the Hypnotist: I need to see you live on cam
Art the Hypnotist: There is a cam here.
Art the Hypnotist: If you are honest and you are my friend, I will be very good to you.
Art the Hypnotist: But, if I find lies and deception, I will use my powers of Hypnosis and special things I learned from my Gypsy Grandmother that will cause you and your loved ones great harm.
Art the Hypnotist: If you looked in my profile, you will see the beautiful woman I used to be with.
useni2005: if to see on cam is your problem give me your email than i will add you on my messenger
Art the Hypnotist: She betrayed me, so now she when she tries to sleep, she wakes up screaming. Her lack of sleep and her fear have stolen her beauty from her.
Art the Hypnotist: Why not cam right here?
Art the Hypnotist: I have to tell you this, because if I do not give you fair warning of what I can do, and then tried to punnish you, the spirits would punnish me.
Art the Hypnotist: But, as long as you accept, then, good things will happen for both of us as long as you stay honest.
Art the Hypnotist: But, if I am betrayed, I have a way to get very powerful vengence.
useni2005: tell me
Art the Hypnotist: Hypnosis is a skill/power where you can go into peoples minds and control them. Part of that control is not just the mind, but, it is part of the soul also.
Art the Hypnotist: Sometimes, I can pull out STRANDS of your soul energy.
Art the Hypnotist: ALmost strings that attach to your heart.
Art the Hypnotist: The spirits that my Grandmother bound me with gaurd me, protect me, but I have to follow their rules.
Art the Hypnotist: Or they would take me.
Art the Hypnotist: I can give them the strings of the souls I make connection with.
Art the Hypnotist: Connections.
Art the Hypnotist: and, they can TUG on the strings while one sleeps..
Art the Hypnotist: and put thoughts, ideas.. dreams.. frears, nightmares into the person.
useni2005: i need to be with that kind of thing i will like it more in my work here
Art the Hypnotist: They are not exactly evil, more neutral. But, they are very vengful.
Art the Hypnotist: So, if I am betrayed, they get my revenge for me.
useni2005: ok
useni2005: that is good
Art the Hypnotist: Some people laugh at what I say, but, I have told them, so, I do my part.
useni2005: cool
useni2005: how can we proceed tell me
Art the Hypnotist: Last year, a person from Ghana claimed that they were in a refugee camp, and started begging for help from me, promising me things.
Art the Hypnotist: SHe was telling me lies.
Art the Hypnotist: I saw in her soul before I sent her the money she had asked for.
Art the Hypnotist: She had promised me great riches if I sent her money to help her get some money she found.
Art the Hypnotist: My spirits warned me.
Art the Hypnotist: I stopped talking to her.
Art the Hypnotist: a month later, I decided to talk to her, made her go on cam.
Art the Hypnotist: She was in tears. Begging to be allowed to sleep again, for the nightmares to go away.
Art the Hypnotist: She had asked me for $20,000 to help her GET the money she promised me, she confessed she had lied. I told her to send me 10% of what she had asked of me, and I would make it stop.
Art the Hypnotist: IT took a week for the cashiers check to get to me, but, it did. $2000. That was enough for me ot no longer need vengence.
Art the Hypnotist: I made it stop, and she never spoke to me again.
useni2005: LOL
Art the Hypnotist: She learned her lesson, and I made $2000.
Art the Hypnotist: Now I cannot just do that to people and make money like that, it does not work that way.
useni2005: ok
useni2005: kk
Art the Hypnotist: The person has to try to decieve me first, and deserve to be punnished. If I tried to do it to an innocent, then I would be punnished. That is why I am careful with my power.
useni2005: ok
Art the Hypnotist: What is your name on Yahoo?
useni2005: but do you believ in God?
Art the Hypnotist: I will add you under my name of power?
Art the Hypnotist: I believe in a lot of things.
useni2005: are you there wityh me
Art the Hypnotist: What is your Yahoo name so I can find you?
Art the Hypnotist: By having your Name on Pal Talk and your name on Yahoo, I can do a Triangulation and pinpoint you.
useni2005: useniidrisprivate39@yahoo.fr
useni2005: have you see it?
Art the Hypnotist: Seen what?
useni2005: my id
Art the Hypnotist: Send me your name on my Yahoo account. art_the_hypnotist
Art the Hypnotist: I will be right back, I have to go get some blood out of the fridge.
(At this point, I did a fast search for a pentagram and then use print shop to make my little thing with his name on it. The FILE I sent him was of the pentagram.)
useni2005: ok
Art the Hypnotist: I got the Blood of a Dove. I need to use it. I am sending you a file, please tell me if I got your name right.
Art the Hypnotist: Before we can go any more, I have to wait till 9 PM my time, and put 5 candles on each edge of the pentagram. At midnight, I will make my decision based on what happens then.
Attachment:
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useni2005: I am not sure that I am comfortable with what you are doing.
Art the Hypnotist: I will have my answers for you in about 4 and a half hours. Do not do anything bad, I cannot say that good things would happen.


For some reason he logged off at that point.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:39 AM 
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useni2005: I am not sure that I am comfortable with what you are doing.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:09 AM 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:43 PM 
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ROFL

You know I bet a lot of those nigerians are very superstitious and believe in witchery and what not, good one Art.

Please do not use your powers on me though!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:15 PM 
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Here is a guy that contacted me a couple hours later.
I must get 2 or 3 random messages a day. When I am bored, I reply to them.

Quote:
General Wa: Hello how are you doing?

General Wa: hi there

General Wa came online at 9:40 PM

Art the Hypnotist: yes?

General Wa: how are you?

Art the Hypnotist: Who are you?

General Wa: My name is Abraham

Art the Hypnotist: Why are you sending me a message? I am not in any chat room, we have not talked before. what do you want?

General Wa: im from Liberia but now living in Ghana due to some reason

Art the Hypnotist: and, why does this matter to me?

General Wa: well i was on paltalk people search and saw u online there in

Art the Hypnotist: NORMAL people go to rooms and meet people and ask permission to chat. SCAM PEOPLE COntact people without knowing them in a room forst.

General Wa: well, i m not a scammer, and i m sorry if i did not ask ur permission

Art the Hypnotist: then, why would you send a message to someone you do not know?

Art the Hypnotist: why would you NOT make the effort to go to a room to get to know people first?

General Wa: i said i saw u in paltalk search

Art the Hypnotist: What di you search for that you found me? Peoples who's names start with "A"?

General Wa: nope

General Wa: just went to paltalk people

Art the Hypnotist: ?

General Wa: ?

Art the Hypnotist: well, thats pretty insane. Thats like opening up the phone book, picking a page and calling people and saying you want to be friends.

General Wa: to admit, im sorry you seem very offence

General Wa: but that how i talk to many people on here

Art the Hypnotist: I find it a violation of my privacy and time. I was working on my project that is making me a lot of money, and you interupted me because you decided you wanted to talk to me without knowing anything about me.

General Wa: sorry

Art the Hypnotist: Now, go meet people the NORMAL WAY, go to rooms and chat, and get permission instead of trying to trick them.

General Wa: well pls i m an honest person and real on here

Art the Hypnotist: as is said by every other person who sends me messages.

General Wa: im not a trickster

General Wa: i didn't like the way in which you talk to me just now

Art the Hypnotist: Here, go talk to this guy, he just sent me a message a few hours ago.

Art the Hypnotist: useni2005: I am Mr Useni Idris an accountant working with one of the Commercial Bank here in Ivory Coast, I am contacting you on business of transferring the sum of Eight Million United States Dollar (US$8 million) into a safe foreign account and it must be very confidential.I needs your help to come out stand as the next of kin.

useni2005 came online at 6:32 PM

Art the Hypnotist: WOW! Really? How much of the money would I get?

useni2005: thank for your kind respond

useni2005: all what i need ins trust

Art the Hypnotist: Who is the trust? I will not get in any trouble, will I?

useni2005: no

Art the Hypnotist: He has lots of money, he will be your friend

General Wa: well i don't need his money

General Wa: Hello

General Wa: be care ful

Art the Hypnotist: ?

General Wa: that guy must be a scammer

General Wa: why don't he keep his own money

Art the Hypnotist: I know he is, I casted a spell on him.

General Wa: if u have to give him ur account number he will cheat u

Art the Hypnotist: nope

General Wa: why?

Art the Hypnotist: he was trying to trick me, my spirit guids told me

General Wa: ok i hope so

General Wa: i don't have anything

General Wa: no money nothing

General Wa: and im real

General Wa: get this

General Wa: everyone on here is not a scammer ok

Art the Hypnotist: I have heard different.

General Wa: i know you have, but you have to know that humans are different

Art the Hypnotist: I know more than you know.

General Wa: i know you know all

General Wa: but the little i know is that what im telling you

Art the Hypnotist: I am a very powerful hypnotist.

Art the Hypnotist: I know things about people.

General Wa: well Lets praise God

Art the Hypnotist: You can. I will not try to stop you.

General Wa: well no one is stoping any body

Art the Hypnotist: rigt

General Wa: but what i have to say thats is don't take people for who they are not

Art the Hypnotist: Why are you trying so hard to prove yourself to me when you do not know me? Go on to your next victim.

General Wa: well i have no next victim

General Wa: and im not proving myself to you

Art the Hypnotist: I am your last victim?

General Wa: but you hurt me cuz the way u talk to me

General Wa: i don't have any

Art the Hypnotist: You chose to be in this conversation with me, you came to me, I did not come to you.

General Wa: ok

General Wa: well then let tak

Art the Hypnotist: Why? to what point?

General Wa: well to be honest with you, im seeking help

General Wa: can u pls render help o me?

Art the Hypnotist: nope. Why should I help a stranger that force himself on me?

General Wa: well how do you get to know a starnger?

Art the Hypnotist: you do not

Art the Hypnotist: Ever since I became rich from winning the lottery, everyone wants to be my friend.

General Wa: well i never knew u won anything, and it is not because of what u have and whjo are you.. i m just asking you on this day

Art the Hypnotist: It was in the papers, I won $67 Million (Only got $32 Million after Taxes.) and EVERYONE bugs me now.

General Wa: well you then won a lot

General Wa: are u not satisfy with the 32million?

Art the Hypnotist: nope

General Wa: why

General Wa: ?

General Wa: is it not enough?

General Wa: Hello

General Wa: so are u going to help me or not Sis?

Art the Hypnotist: why do you call me sis?

General Wa: we are not of equal age i must give sopme respect lol

General Wa came online at 10:18 PM

Art the Hypnotist: Calling me sis means you think I am a woman

Art the Hypnotist: SIs is sister

General Wa: Are u a Male or Female?

General Wa: ok a MAle

General Wa: so u are Bro

Art the Hypnotist: OK, now I am very pissed off. IF you had looked at my profile BEFORE you sent me a message, you would of known that, so, that shows me you do not care who you try to trick. You said you looked at my profile before, how could you not know?

General Wa: well never said so< said i look u up from paltalk people

General Wa: and now i went to ur profile cuz my network is here is having problem ok

Art the Hypnotist: General Wa: i said i saw u in paltalk search

General Wa: yes does that make u feel i saw ur profile?

Art the Hypnotist: Why would you message me without looking at my profile? Before I responded to you, I looked at YOURS! WHy would you just send a message to a name if you are not trying to scam me still?

General Wa: well< since we started all this< i been talking to you

General Wa: and having the time was not there for me

Art the Hypnotist: Not my fault.

Art the Hypnotist: You interupted me from my work to make more money

General Wa: yeah my bad

Art the Hypnotist: I think you might be bad.

General Wa: well didn't i say sorry?

General Wa: no im not a Bad guy

General Wa: and stop saying i m

Art the Hypnotist: Why would you keep on bothering someone who has no interest in helping you?

General Wa: well if you would not help me tell me

General Wa: let ur conscience be free

Art the Hypnotist: OK, I will not help you, because you are evil.

General Wa: well God in heaven know that im not

General Wa: and im for real

Art the Hypnotist: He does? You tricked him too? WOW! you are a very good evil person.

General Wa: well hurting my feeling if that will make u feel good then go on and hurt me

Art the Hypnotist: You have feelings? I thought you needed a soul to have feelings.

General Wa: oh all humans have

Art the Hypnotist: Did you not sell yours to the devil when you decided to try to scam people on the internet?

General Wa: well nobody have anything to offer me

Art the Hypnotist: too bad for you

General Wa: so what iss the reason for comforting hjer

Art the Hypnotist: I have just reported you to Pal Talk, I have nothing more to say to you, good bye

General Wa: ok Good Bye

General Wa just sent you a nudge!

You just sent a nudge!

General Wa: hello you there?

General Wa: why are u not Talking

General Wa: ?

Art the Hypnotist: what do you want now? I said goodbye!

General Wa: i want some helpfromyou

Art the Hypnotist: I am talking on the phone with a pretty woman who wants to have crazy sex with me. I have no time to help you.

General Wa: one more time

General Wa: Help me or not?

Art the Hypnotist: NO HELP FOR YOU!

General Wa: ok

General Wa: May GOd reward you

General Wa is now offline.


The next day I got this one:
(I turned on timestamps about half way through.)
Quote:
Attachment:
Caring Stone.jpg


http://people.paltalk.com/people/users/caring_stone/index.wmt

caring_stone: am Charllote and u

caring_stone: ?

Art the Hypnotist: I am Art

Art the Hypnotist: Art The Hypnotist.

caring_stone: Art

caring_stone: oh ok

caring_stone: Art man mana

Art the Hypnotist: Hmmm?

Art the Hypnotist: Guess your busy, good bye.

caring_stone: no am not busy

Art the Hypnotist: SO, why did you message me? I do not know you.

Art the Hypnotist: Your picture looks very pretty, if that is really you.

caring_stone: am single

caring_stone: looking for a man

Art the Hypnotist: Why?

Art the Hypnotist: Why do you look here? If you are really that pretty, I imagine you got lots chasing you.

caring_stone: Oh ok

caring_stone: I have u married?

Art the Hypnotist: nope, came close a couple of times.

caring_stone: Well u haven't married oh ok

Art the Hypnotist: Why do you take so long to respond?

Art the Hypnotist: Where are you from?

Art the Hypnotist: DO you have a cam so I can see you and make sure you are really you?

Art the Hypnotist: Hmm.. you tak a very long time to answer. Are you a real person?

(9:24 PM) caring_stone: Hello

(9:24 PM) caring_stone: sorry i dont have webcam my dera

Art the Hypnotist: OK.

(9:25 PM) caring_stone: But i can send u my pictures

(9:25 PM) caring_stone: ok

(9:25 PM) caring_stone: what do u do for the livng?

Art the Hypnotist: Pictures can be faked. I have had guys online send me pictures trying to pretend that they were women because they found out I hit the lottery.

Art the Hypnotist: Well, I also do Hypnosis, that is why I am Art The Hypnotist.

Art the Hypnotist: If youhad read my profile, you would of seen that.

(9:27 PM) caring_stone: Kwasia Kwasia Kwasia Aboa Aboa

Art the Hypnotist: What does that mean?

caring_stone is now offline.

Messages will be delivered when they sign on to Paltalk.


For the record, I have no fucking idea what "(9:27 PM) caring_stone: Kwasia Kwasia Kwasia Aboa Aboa" means.


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Just did this one:

http://people.paltalk.com/people/users/mikehote/photo.wmt

Quote:
mikehote: HI AM MIKE AND LOVE TO MEET WONDERFUL PEOPLE LIKE YOU PLEASE MY EMAIL IS MICHAELQA83@YAHOO.COM AND MY NUMBER IS 00233243066960 YOU CAN CALL ME SO THAT WE CAN CHART OF SEND ME A NICE MAIL I LOVE YOU BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mikehote came online at 6:22 PM
Art the Hypnotist: huh?
Art the Hypnotist: who the hell are you?
mikehote: am mike
Art the Hypnotist: WHy you sending me a message? I do not know you.
mikehote: pls how are you
mikehote: i am lookin
Art the Hypnotist: I find it offensive that you send me an unasked for message.
Art the Hypnotist: Looking for what?
Art the Hypnotist: Why are you bothering me?
mikehote: for a friend and think u are the best through my search
Art the Hypnotist: What makes you say that? Give me your reasons.
mikehote: am soory if i am boardring u
mikehote: anyway i mean no harm
mikehote: you look good in your profile
mikehote: when i saw you i feelt touched
Art the Hypnotist: What did you see?
Art the Hypnotist: Tell me now what you saw?
Art the Hypnotist: IF you already looked, you should be able to tell me right away.
mikehote: am trying to fix my phone
Art the Hypnotist: THe time it is taking you to answer me shows me you know nothing of me.
Art the Hypnotist: You are trying to trick me out of my riches.
mikehote: because your work
Art the Hypnotist: What work are you talking about?
mikehote: i am not good in typing
Art the Hypnotist: Tell me now!
Art the Hypnotist: You seem to be doing ok so far
mikehote: so please a hypnosis
Art the Hypnotist: What do you mean by that?
mikehote: and a member since june 22 2006
mikehote: stage and comedy hypnosis to help people
mikehote: and i love caring people
mikehote: like you god will bless you
Art the Hypnotist: I like having sex with goats.
mikehote: goats?
mikehote: why
mikehote: do u have a wife pls
Art the Hypnotist: Because I have had bad luck with women, they always betray me. Goats do not judge me or ask me for my money. All I have to do is feed them and I can have sex with them. I used the money I won to buy myself a farm.
Art the Hypnotist: No, I got rid of my wife.
Art the Hypnotist: Got goats instead.
Art the Hypnotist: and a couple of sheep.
mikehote: funny
Art the Hypnotist: Sheep are pretty good too, but, the goats, you can grab the horns, and it helps hold them in place.
mikehote: why dont you love a guy rather than a goat
Art the Hypnotist: THAT WOULD BE GAY! I am not a HOMOSEXUAL! I only sleep with female goats and sheep! Your sick! I would never sleep with a man!
Art the Hypnotist: I am a Man, I only like Females!
mikehote: but i think i will like to taste a goat and see
mikehote:
Art the Hypnotist: You find your own goat. I do not share mine.
Art the Hypnotist: THat would be cheating, I do not like to be cheated on.
mikehote: ok
mikehote: i will do that
mikehote: but lets talk abut
mikehote: something else
Art the Hypnotist: What?
Art the Hypnotist: why?
mikehote: apart from farms will u like to travell
mikehote: here to have a feel of
Art the Hypnotist: WHy do you not find your own sheep and goats in Ghana?
mikehote: the peaceful nation in the world
Art the Hypnotist: I have traveled all over the world. I have done my shows in Dubai, In the UK, all over the US.
mikehote: but where are u from
Art the Hypnotist: The world is full of war and hate. Goats and sheep do not have war. that is why they make better lovers.
Art the Hypnotist: I am in the USA.
mikehote: will u love ghana
mikehote: pls are you on cam
Art the Hypnotist: Nope. The only people from Ghana who have contacted me are people trying to SCAM me. Ghana is full of evil people.
mikehote: are u sure
mikehote: not all are like that
Art the Hypnotist: They want to take my money! they want to take my GOATS! Why do you come after what I love? Do you not have your own goats in Ghana?
Art the Hypnotist: I have proof the people there are not good.
mikehote: i am from a good home of dicipline
mikehote: ok
Art the Hypnotist: YOU are the proof! You do not even want to make friends with the people in your own country! You have to get online and try to make friends with people who are far away from you!
mikehote: i hv friends here
Art the Hypnotist: If your people were so good, you would be outside making friends, but, no, you go to your computer, to go away from your country to find friends.
mikehote: the only reason
Art the Hypnotist: then, why are you asking me to be your freind if your friends there are so great?
Art the Hypnotist: Do they have goats?
Art the Hypnotist: Can you tell me what color their goats are?
mikehote: why i want friends outside is that i am looking forward to continue my education outside ghana
Art the Hypnotist: Are the goat boobies full of milk?
mikehote: yes
Art the Hypnotist: Then, why not go to a chat room and make friends there? Let people get to know you instead of randomly contacting people.
mikehote: are on cam
Art the Hypnotist: I like the ones full of milk, they feel very soft to the touch.
mikehote: i hate that because good friends are not there
mikehote: can you send me your mail so that i will mail u later
Art the Hypnotist: Thats because you have not gone to the room to make friends. You are no friend of mine, but, you steal my time by sending me messages I never asked for. I could be in the barn with my goats and sheep right now instead of talking to you. It is wednesday night. I got them Oats as a treat. they like Oats.
mikehote: pls dont worry i care
Art the Hypnotist: Why would I want you to send me mail? You have nothing I want.
Art the Hypnotist: You do not even have your own goats!
mikehote: pls wht goat are u talking about
Art the Hypnotist: You know that sheep like to be scratched behind the ears? Goats do not.
mikehote: am confused
Art the Hypnotist: My goats! You do not have your own goat, do you?
mikehote: i dont
Art the Hypnotist: Well, I do not share my goats, so you will have to get your own.
mikehote: okay i will like to say good byeeeeeeeeee and take care god blesssss u
Art the Hypnotist: Bye!


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That one made me chuckle.


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That guy contacted me again this morning.

Quote:
mikehote: hi how are you today

mikehote just sent you a nudge!

Art the Hypnotist: Yes?

mikehote: nice

mikehote: to see u again

Art the Hypnotist: I just got in from spending some morning time with my goats. How are you?

mikehote: by his grace

Art the Hypnotist: Who is this guy named Grace?

mikehote:

mikehote: god almight

Art the Hypnotist: Oh, yea, that guy, I have heard of him before.

mikehote: how did your day go

mikehote: with your goats

mikehote: are you there

Art the Hypnotist: I took them to the north end of the Farm. I have a bunch of trees there they can shade themselves in under the sun, and the grass is tall, so they and the sheep will have plenty to eat. I have 4 goats and 9 sheep.

Art the Hypnotist: yes

mikehote: when will i visit u to help you in your farm

mikehote: i like farming

mikehote: and agricultural in general

Art the Hypnotist: My Ex Wife called me this morning, Begging me for some money. WHen I caught her cheating on me, I divorced her. Back then I had nothing, but, 2 months later I won the lottery, and now I can do anything I want. SHe got so angry, because she got NOTHING, and now she lives in a shelter. I laugh at her misfortune. Just me and my sheep.

Art the Hypnotist: No, I do not trust other men with my sheep.

Art the Hypnotist: I could not take it if I found out that they were with another.

Art the Hypnotist: They were virgins when, both the sheep and the goats when I got them.

Art the Hypnotist: They have never been with anyone else.

mikehote: why trust me

mikehote: am safe

Art the Hypnotist: Hmm.. I wonder if that is where virgin wool comes from?

Art the Hypnotist: Not any more, LOL!

Art the Hypnotist: I do not know you. What if you could not resist their eyes?

mikehote: good young guy from a good trained home

mikehote: a god fearing guy

Art the Hypnotist: You do not know affection till you have experienced Sheep and Goat love, it is unconditional.

mikehote: are you sure

Art the Hypnotist: And, you are a handsome black man, if you did do something with my sheep, they may reject me after that.

mikehote: are you sure

Art the Hypnotist: I no longer trust people.

mikehote: am trained not to take someones love

mikehote: i swear i will never do that

Art the Hypnotist: Could you ever trust something that you love to a stranger?

Art the Hypnotist: The innocence might be too tempting.

mikehote: yes if i study that stranger for a while with great attention

Art the Hypnotist: I do not know you. If I was going to hire someone, I would get someone local. It is very hard for jobs around here.

mikehote: anyway am also a young guy looking for a job in your humble land

Art the Hypnotist: It would be silly to have someone come all the way from Ghana to watch my sheep. I would have to make you wear a Male Chasity Belt when you were with my sheep and goats. That would be a bother.

mikehote: which part of the states do you live

Art the Hypnotist: There are many here who needs jobs who live here. That would be taking from them.

Art the Hypnotist: Connecticut

mikehote: what is connecticut

Art the Hypnotist: it is a state by New York

Art the Hypnotist: Do you want to know what I doscovered today painfully?

mikehote: ok

Art the Hypnotist: DIscovered

mikehote: how nice is that place

Art the Hypnotist: You can GIVE Oral Sex to a sheep or a Goat, but, do not try to recieve it from them. They are not that gentle.

mikehote: what kind of divorced

Art the Hypnotist: http://www.ctvisit.com/getaways.aspx here is connecticut

mikehote: from a goat or a woman

Art the Hypnotist: Divorced from a woman. She is the woman in my pictures in my profile. the blond at the table.

Art the Hypnotist: You cannot MARRY a goat, thats silly.

Art the Hypnotist: You can be sexual, that is a primal instinct.

Art the Hypnotist: But, to marry, they would not understand.

mikehote: but u said

Art the Hypnotist: Besides, the Jewler refused to make a ring for me for Betty(My favorite Goat) that would fit on her.

mikehote: u love yur goat

Art the Hypnotist: I do love my goat.

mikehote: but why no another woman

Art the Hypnotist: But, while the goat may understand LOVE and AFFECTION on a primal level, it does not understand marraige and divorce. If your partner does not understand something, why do it?

Art the Hypnotist: Women will cheat on you.

Art the Hypnotist: Want you to buy them Gold and Diamonds all because you are rich.

Art the Hypnotist: They argue with you

Art the Hypnotist: They make you feel guilty

mikehote: them i will not

mikehote: love a woman again

mikehote: i will join you with my own goat

mikehote: i am in love with your choice

mikehote:

Art the Hypnotist: Then, you should find a woman in Ghana and be with her. I do not need to get any help on my farm.

Art the Hypnotist: Besides, I would not pay much more than minimum wage. for the occasional time I need help, I just hire some local Mexicans.

mikehote: but u said women are not good

Art the Hypnotist: Not good for me.

Art the Hypnotist: THey work for other people, but I no longer can trust in my heart.

Art the Hypnotist: No one lusts for my goats and sheep.

Art the Hypnotist: They lust for the women I have been with.

mikehote: any way why not come down to make some farm here and make more money it will be good

Art the Hypnotist: I do not need to make money. I won the lottery. I won over $62 million. (Actually, I got about $30,000,000 after the taxes because I took it in lump sum.) My farm is not to make money, it is so I have a place of solitude for me and my goats and sheep, away from prying eyes. I also still hypnotize and do shows, but, that is for my enjoyment. I really do not need the money from it.

mikehote: but i will be much glad if i join u there for charting with you i have made a lot of ideas from you and you have become my mento

mikehote: mentor i like your policies

Art the Hypnotist: I do not know you. I have a lot of people who beg me for jobs that live here, some that are my friends. If I took anyone, it would have to be them.

mikehote: okay

Art the Hypnotist: I need to go.

mikehote: i will stay back and wait for my grace

mikehote: nice chartin

mikehote: with you see u

Art the Hypnotist: Good luck!

mikehote: again if only i am able to settel

mikehote: my internet bill for this month

mikehote: take care

Art the Hypnotist: bye

mikehote:

mikehote:

mikehote:

Art the Hypnotist: Wh yare you still sending me messages? I said goodbye. that is anoying.

mikehote: okay

mikehote: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:42 AM 
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